Ebola Victims Articles

Anyone having come in contact with pre-irrelevance Paris Hilton.

Ebola Desperate to Spread

May 21, 2008 06:18:30 Posted at May 21, 2008 06:18:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to end. On a lighter note, Ebola is still at it with her fragrance enterprise and will be launching a new cologne later this year. Full Story

The Prince and the Riffraff

April 28, 2008 00:32:00 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’s infection has been spread far and wide, awkward avoidance was apparently the name of the game as Jared Leto was at Coachella too and the last time he saw her, he ended up putting his tongue in her mouth and killing his career forever Full Story

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Actors Required for Infection

April 11, 2008 08:26:00 Posted at April 11, 2008 08:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called to expose themselves to her infection to pretend to want to be friends with that filthy whore virus. Full Story

The Perils of a Pimp Mom

March 17, 2008 13:39:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 13:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what happens when your mother is more interested in pimping you than she is in raising you. Not only do you become a drug addict, so used and loose at only 21 that even the p*ssy posse wants nothing to do with you wants nothing to do with you Full Story

Punk Bunny and the Flame

March 13, 2008 13:06:00 Posted at March 13, 2008 13:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MUCH better than that useless piece of sh*t Sean Avery. And why hasn’t he hooked up with Ebola Paris Hilton yet??? They deserve each other. So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and now, I’m told it’s Dion Phaneuf and everyone in Calgary will tell you…he’s f*cking amazing. Full Story

Nicole plans a party

March 11, 2008 07:04:00 Posted at March 11, 2008 07:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie went shopping yesterday for party – Joel is turning 29. Note the pretty “H” necklace she’s wearing… love the name Harlow. Also like Winter. And love love love her angel wing headscarf. Did you know that pictures of Nicole fetch more than Ebola? Word is Paris was initially not pleased when she learned of this but then decided to use the disparity to her advantage in a photo opp of her own. Full Story