All of them: MET Olsens

May 6, 2014 14:07:37 Posted at May 6, 2014 14:07:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Rob Kim/ Getty

Elizabeth Olsen has the acting career. But her sisters know the fashion. Clearly she didn’t ask them for their advice. WHAT THE F-CK is happening here? Yes, as many of you have already observed, this is figure skating. And not even now figure skating but 1990s figure skating. It’s also Miu Miu. Embarrassing for Miu Miu. If I were her, I’d be asking Miu Miu for an apology.

LOOK AT IT.

Look at that awful ruching detail right across her stomach.

Look at how terribly cut the dress is from behind, so that her ass and her back are the same size. Do you want your ass to be the same size as your back??? Jesus.

And then the shoes. My God, the shoes. You know who’d wear these shoes? Tila Tequila. That’s a problem. A major problem.

No problem though for the twins. None at all.

Severe? Sure.

But if the inspiration is supposed to be Charles James, the couturier, it doesn’t get more couture than this in the construction and the quality workmanship. MUCH more worthy of the Costume Institute than the piece of sh-t their sister arrived in.

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