You will not be sad about this one day

September 18, 2013 19:00:21 Posted at September 18, 2013 19:00:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Elizabeth Hurley is no longer dating that gross pig Shane Warne. Sort of. They’re having problems. She’s not wearing her ring. So UK gossips declared earlier that they’re done, supposedly because he’s spending too much time with his ex-wife and mother of his children.

HOWEVER, he’s now tweeting that:

“Some of the reports re EH & me r absolute rubbish. Yes we're sorting through some (private) issues. But we're not throwing the towel in yet”

So something’s wrong. But not that wrong. And they’re hanging on.

Romantic?

Um. No.

Sick.

It hurts now, sure, but it will hurt more later. It will hurt the worst when she wakes up after the pain is over and realise she was engaged to HIM. To me, that’s the greatest deterrent to falling (again) for the wrong person. It’s remembering how f-cking embarrassing it is afterwards knowing that you were into that at one point. And that his hands were on you. This is basically how I feel about everyone I’ve ever dated, save maybe 3 people.

So if you’re out there, Liz Hurley’s love coach, get her out now.

And by the way, why have we never, ever suggested Liz Hurley for George Clooney? She might be slighhhhtly too high profile (let’s face it, Liz Hurley isn’t A List in anyone’s environment) but she knows the rules and she’ll be able to follow them.
 

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