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All about the Dogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2007 12:00:00 February 20, 2007 12:00:00

The Irresistible Drew Barrymore at the Much Love Animal Rescue at the weekend. Not sure if that"s Flossy, her pup that famously saved her from fire during the Tom Green days, but he/she"s a cutie, non? Many of you have been writing lately to express love for Drew. I totally agree. I do not agree however at some of your assertions that she should end up with Hugh Grant. Full Story

The Daily Tranny: Liz Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Launching a line of swimwear for children today - don"t you love the message she"s sending? An emaciated model next to babies in bikinis and a tranny in leopard print...coming to a beach near you. But still, at a moment like this, only Daniel Cleaver comes to mind: PS. like your tits in that top. Full Story

Hurley in Black...but still the same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

She"s not wearing white with her tits pouring out and yet, and yet. Elizabeth Hurley still manages to look exactly the same...which isn"t so cute these days, is it? Must be the hair. Is it the hair? Is it the bump at the end of her nose? Wouldn"t trade my China Hawk Nose for this nose, like, ever. Full Story

Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Full Story

The Daily Boring: Liz Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

Never mind that unsightly bump on the end of her nose. Never mind that she"s the most overrated "actress", like, ever. Never mind that she"s probably done even less than Paris Hilton to become a celebrity. Never mind all that. What bothers me most about Liz Hurley is that she looks the same over and over and over again. Full Story

On Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

Cannes is an absolute madhouse. First of all, the Croisette is packed all the time. And unless you"ve been given official media accreditation, you just never know where on the beach the photo calls will take place. So everyone just ends up running from one end to another trying to get snaps of the stars and even if you do manage to catch them at a good time, like when I stumbled across Charlie Sheen et al for the Platoon revival, the pappies and the crazed megafans end up bumping you out of the way anyway. Full Story

The Daily Overrated: Liz Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

If Jennifer Aniston can’t stop wearing black, Liz Hurley doesn’t wear it enough. Anyone else sick of looking at her in pink, powder blue, green, now purple, and every other colour under the rainbow??? By the way…have you noticed her glam to budget transformation of late? Tacky at the Costume Institute gala and tacky last night at the Chopard event. Full Story

Most Budget: Elizabeth Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

I don’t care how much it cost or who the hell made it. It looks tacky and low classy, full-on beauty pageant with a touch of recycled Versace thrown in and for the love of Anna Wintour - it"s peach! PEACH! Totally unforgiveable, totally overplayed, and I have to laugh at the way she never wears her hair up because of that hideous witch bump on the end of her nose and how many years now has she had the same "do and remind me again how she managed to land a cosmetics deal and be considered some kind of international beauty because when I see her all I think is - mousy, mousy, mousy and seriously, why is Liz Hurley even relevant??? Next. Full Story

From Erin B: La Liz has thick skin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2006 12:00:00 January 26, 2006 12:00:00

Is Elizabeth Hurley our desperate , past her prime gal who’s trying some risky pick ups at parties? Dear Erin, Although I wouldn"t put this kind of move past Liz if she was single, she"s actually been tied up for the last couple of years with Arun Nayer, a jetsetter with loads of cash and a very pissy ex wife. Full Story