Carpets & Candids: Elizabeth Olsen’s terrible proportions

November 16, 2011 15:08:51 Posted at November 16, 2011 15:08:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I can’t get with this. All those weird lengths made even more obvious by the red lining. And... it’s like... a magician’s cape. Um, this is supposed to be good?

The longer back looks like a tail. The belt is pushing her tits up to her chin. Those shoes belong in a boardroom. I mean, if Elizabeth Olsen is really going to the Oscars (because they keep saying she is even though, frankly, even though I enjoyed MMMM, I don’t think she belongs there), we have a lot of work to do on dress picking before she gets there.

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