Ellen Degeneres Gossip
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This sh-t just writes itself. "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." And you wonder why I call her Porny. It just comes naturally. And this is also why I used to say she had a cocksucker’s mouth. Because, well, she can’t f-cking help it. Full Story
Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have replayed this part 3 times. Because her face as she emerges, and the double waves, while tottering on her shoes, is the most amazing of amazingness in the history of amazings. Full Story
I am constantly fighting with Duana and Laura because they say I can’t hold a tune. I can totally hold a tune. Laura can’t judge me by my random office stylings because I’m simply not trying. And the time that Du and I went to karaoke it was 4am and I was drunk. Doesn’t count. Full Story
If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for me through everything” as if by association, because of Natalie Portman, people will want to hire her for movies again. Full Story
Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a bad PR move for someone who has nothing to promote, and an entire to career to salvage. Full Story
When you actually need her??? If there was any time for Katherine Heigl to come out and run her mouth like she loves to do, it would have been yesterday as news spread of Brooke Smith’s firing because ABC couldn’t handle the MiniVan homo hate. And yet the Crown Princess of AssTalk has remained curiously quiet. Full Story
I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story
Up until recently, for me it’s always been Ellen > Oprah. Always. But at the very, very least, the Mighty Opes doesn’t invite Ebola on to her stage and expose her flock to infection. As such, Oprah’s lambs have been spared the evil emanating from Paris Hilton’s black hole vagina.
Elle Degeneres’s audience, however, has not been so fortunate.
Time and again, Ellen brings back that skank twat disease. And time and again, instead of spitting on it, she’s actually nice to it. Very nice. Too nice.
WTF? Does Ellen actually need Paris Hilton for ratings???
That would be no.
Ellen had Ebola on her show again this week and simpered through the entire interview, even when Ebola mentioned she was abusing and neglecting 17 dogs in addition to the cats and various other animals that have suffered the misfortune of being adopted into her home.
Revolting. And sad. Because now Ellen Degeneres is officially infected. Ellen is done.
Was stuck in dress fitting hell yesterday but it’s finally Friday! Am blogging all day – check back often. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not having help issues. Kate Bosworth hasn’t been blowing away the pain. Lately. And Eric Bana’s wife is not a lesbian.
If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a series of oohs and ahhs delivered simultaneously while holding hands. Full Story
Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story
Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story