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Ellen & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 10:23:55 September 29, 2008 10:23:55

I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story

Gay > Gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 08:23:01 August 19, 2008 08:23:01

Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. Full Story

Best.Suit.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:05:09 August 18, 2008 08:05:09

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story

Ellen’s Weekend Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:14:00 August 15, 2008 07:14:00

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story

Friday, February 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Up until recently, for me it’s always been Ellen > Oprah. Always. But at the very, very least, the Mighty Opes doesn’t invite Ebola on to her stage and expose her flock to infection. As such, Oprah’s lambs have been spared the evil emanating from Paris Hilton’s black hole vagina.

Elle Degeneres’s audience, however, has not been so fortunate.

Time and again, Ellen brings back that skank twat disease. And time and again, instead of spitting on it, she’s actually nice to it. Very nice. Too nice.

WTF? Does Ellen actually need Paris Hilton for ratings???

That would be no.

Ellen had Ebola on her show again this week and simpered through the entire interview, even when Ebola mentioned she was abusing and neglecting 17 dogs in addition to the cats and various other animals that have suffered the misfortune of being adopted into her home.

Revolting. And sad. Because now Ellen Degeneres is officially infected. Ellen is done.

Was stuck in dress fitting hell yesterday but it’s finally Friday! Am blogging all day – check back often. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not having help issues. Kate Bosworth hasn’t been blowing away the pain. Lately. And Eric Bana’s wife is not a lesbian.

Jakey’s Birthday Song for Ellen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2008 00:00:00 January 25, 2008 00:00:00

If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a series of oohs and ahhs delivered simultaneously while holding hands. Full Story

Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story

The Model Stereotype

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story

The Unpopular Ellen Degeneres???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 08:49:47 November 9, 2007 08:49:47

Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you don’t watch television. Full Story

Ellen: the opposite of Britney and Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 13:13:08 October 16, 2007 13:13:08

Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel either, supposedly not paying attention during doggy playtime, claiming ignorance when her dog was eaten by another. Full Story

Best Suit, Best Couple: Ellen & Portia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2007 05:06:12 September 17, 2007 05:06:12

Seriously…Ellen just might be able to out-dress George Clooney. I mean look at that jacket. The accessorising. The way she and Portia are matchy but not too matchy. It’s nothing short of inspired style. And they do it as well as the Beckhams with half the effort, no concrete tits, and no pouting either. Full Story