Jessica & John: bedside to Barneys
As I reported exclusively before Christmas, there is only one face on Jessica Simpson’s Louisiana nightstand … and it belongs to John Mayer. Holiday hiatus, Jessie spent time in LA with her GFF Ken Paves, and then headed over to NYC where she and John spent time browsing through Barneys, conveniently captured on camera. Sunday night, they welcomed 2007 together reportedly at the Hudson Hotel – in the presence of many other VIPS including Christina and Jordy. You will note that Jessica looks natural and relaxed and pretty as she always does when she’s stripped down – not in a barely there bikini writhing on a hot rod, mind you, but when the tranny is packed away and the cocklips are kept unadorned, Jessica Simpson is definitely NOT ugly. As for the photo opp…doesn’t take a genius to figure out who made the phone call: probably that pervy Papa Joe, never one to shy away from a good old fashioned publicity plant. And you have to wonder how John Mayer, who didn’t appreciate the overhyped fanfare of their manufactured fake “Love Affair” the first time around, will deal with this new development. If you ask me, there’s only two ways to slice this: Either John’s in on the PR strategy too or he genuinely feels affection for the bimbo and is getting blindsided by the manipulations of the father. I’m inclined to believe the latter, which begs the question: will Joe Simpson ruin another one of his daughter’s relationships? Or will she be able to cut that sh-t off before it’s too late? More Jess, John photos at Source here.