The Pilot in drag. For a role, of course. Never in real life. Because John Travolta’s only indulgence is a really a great massage, right? And when your muscles are getting kneaded with such pleasure, resulting in so much relaxation, courtesy of a goodlooking masseur, c*ckstands are actually just par for the course.
Sorry again, I digress.
Movie version of Hairspray shot in Toronto, I’m told it was the most expensive production to have taken place in town, costs jacked up supposedly by Travolta’s expensive demands.
Rumour has it he worked it into his contract that the set had to be catered according to his specifications which of course were of the scientological kind. Chef and staff flown in on the film’s account all the way from LA, accommodations also provided for, and as you can imagine, given that the shoot extended over several months, the movie’s budget was much higher than it could have been.
Do you love how the Church works? Businesses supported by their stars, along with the alleged kickback from member salaries, in addition to allegedly bullying off their adversaries, and of course the countless hidden powerful players behind the scenes, scheming in the vaults, pulling the strings of the Gay Midget Dwarf, making babies, making money, always making money…
Chills, chills, chills.