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Rachel & Bing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Most random rumour of the week: Steve Bing, father of Liz Hurley’s little Damien, the same loser who accused her of slutting and refused to acknowledge parental claims without a paternity test even though they were CLEARLY together, and yes, the same billionaire tool who couldn’t make it work with Nicole Kidman and Brooke Burns, now apparently wants to add Jennifer Aniston onto his belt notch. Full Story

A Very Sparrow Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

It’s widely known that Johnny Depp based his performance as Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards. And so he was suitably thrilled when Keith agreed to sign on as Captain Jack’s father in the 3rd installment of Pirates – first photo attached. Scary thing is – I can’t really tell if Keith is wearing any makeup. Full Story

Borat vs Captain Jack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Loin quiveration to run amok at this year’s Golden Globes. As discussed, Leo will attend. And Brad of course. And my Borat too, going head to head with Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow in the Best Actor Category (Musical). Can’t. Wait. LOVE that they recognised Sacha Baron Cohen! And now the question becomes – will he attend as Sacha? Full Story

Wonky Email

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Sorry subscribers – I don’t know what’s up with my email, am still trying to fix it, have sent clues 3 times to no avail. As such, clues below. When it’s fixed, clues directly to your inbox will resume. Thanks and so sorry for the inconvenience! Digits on the Run A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can be the voice of a generation, Lindsay also says she’d like to take ownership of her own publicity, intending to write directly to the press, similar to what she wrote in response to Altman’s passing, to enlighten the world about how to improve our society – a move she describes as inspired by Howard Hughes’s “way of the future”. Full Story

Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event at the weekend. Granted, I know it’s the holidays, I know good cheer is the norm, to be expected, but I see a whole lot more than cheer here. Full Story

George Clooney: sadness and hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

As you probably know, George lost his pig on Friday after 18 years, Max’s heart gave out, he died while George was away promoting The Good German. And as is the case with most things related to George, even the fact that he had a pet pig makes him hot. But I have to tell you, looking over at my lazy f&cker of a dog, sleeping on my bed right now, refusing to go for his morning walk after 13 hours of holding it in, any pet owner will agree – it is heartbreaking that he wasn’t there for the final goodbye, as gutwrenching as it would have been. Full Story

Scientology & the Smiths

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

It’s amazing the effect of the Church on the sweetest things – it all inevitably goes sour, doesn’t it? Will and Jada used to be my favourite. I adored them, willing to play along with the perfection. And then came Wicked Wisdom and the growing proximity to the GMD, the beard and purse whispers, then of course their defense of the GMD/Katie relationship, culminating in that fiasco of a wedding during which they were seated quite close to the Sci Ruler, David Miscavige. Full Story

Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was over – to no applause. Full Story

About Jess & John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home to his own family for the rest. Full Story

John Travolta: Oprah trumps Cruise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Love.It. TMZ is suggesting that our favourite flying-masseuse-propositioning-man-kissing Scientologist blew off the TomKat wedding because he’s taking sides with Oprah who, as we all know, was left OFF the invite list. John’s reps said they weren’t “privy” to the invite list – how snippy! – and then tried to massage the situation by saying they couldn’t get in touch with their client until after Thanksgiving…how convenient. Full Story