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Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

“After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one date, all of a sudden it became a full blown romance, good for a cover on both major publications with proclamations of “Love” coincidentally the same week her album dropped and promptly died, resulting in his open denial, and the unceremonious dumping of her publicist Rob Shuter who was the scapegoat in a situation likely engineered by Papa Joe. Full Story

Oprah snubbed, Oprah like Nicole?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

People is reporting that Oprah will not be going to Italy for the TomKat wedding because…they didn’t ask her. Weird. Is there a rift in the Maybe Gaybe Scientological universe? Still…despite the snub, Oprah isn’t quite ready to cut the cultish cord and she dismissed her dismissal with an explanation about space limitations and wished the couple well, even going so far as to validate the love between the GMD and his Prison Bride: "I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I"m trying to think of what to get them. Full Story

Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they need therapists. Let the Scientologists go f*cking live on a planet of their own. Full Story

Lilo & Nicole: unravelling together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Widely believed to have entered rehab for an eating disorder last week, Nicole Richie was – where else? – at Hyde on Saturday night and reportedly collapsed and had to be carried out. Later that evening/near dawn, Lindsay Lohan appeared dishevelled and disoriented, pulled over on the side of the road, on the phone with police, running from stalkers who turned out to be pappies. Full Story

The Flying Manny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. Totally platonic, of course. Full Story

Pro-love for an Aging Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2006 12:00:00 October 23, 2006 12:00:00

I know Rupert Everett looks rough. And maybe a little bloated around the chin. But go easy on him, would you? Queens might not look better with age but they certainly get crustier, and in the process, there is nothing more entertaining. Think Elton John. Here"s Rupert at a book signing the other day for his catty little memoir Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins - a juicy expose detailing his encounters with the rich and famous and also as a member of the rich and famous. Full Story

Gossip with Flare

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

If you can"t stand the shameless self promotion - stop reading NOW. Consider yourself warned. STOP READING NOW. Flare Magazine is Canada"s fashion bible and in the November release, they have included a bonus issue called Canada"s Best in fashion, beauty, music, and film with a section called Project Beauty - "portaits of 27 captivating Canadians as seen by the country"s best photographers. Full Story

Scary is the new Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

TMZ is reporting that Scary Spice Mel B is pregnant with Eddie Murphy"s baby - possibly twins. Apparently she went into a lingerie shoppe complaining of fatigue, revealing that carrying the baby was making her tired. Full Story

Vintage Moss & Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

Johnny & Kate: fleeting, fiery, fantastic, but looking back - so f-cking good. And too beautiful to last. Thank Goddess for Annie Leibovitz who captured them during they halcyon days, now reprinted in her new photography book for a nice bit of nostalgia. Ultra cheese moment coming up, I know, but don"t they make your heart break. Full Story

Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

If it was up to me, he"d have my vote…hands down, loins aquiver. Arguments for: 1. It"s Johnny Depp - do I really have to do this? 2. If I really have to do this, on top of the fact that he"s the baddest sexiest moefoe, like, ever… his movie owned the box office this summer. And money talks. Period. Full Story