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Vince, Kevin, The Old Vic, and the new blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

While the Aniston backlash continues to grow, Vince flew to the UK and spent some time with Kevin Spacey. You know what they say about Kevin Spacey right? Like a GMD thing without the spaceship and the couches? That his involvement with the Old Vic has resulted in not only a resurgence for the London theatre but also the creation of a happy homo hunting ground? ALL rubbish of course. Full Story

Johnny & Jennifer: just one night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

It"ll never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever…I KNOW. But as much as Marc Anthony is her aesthetic opposite, isn"t Johnny Depp her aesthetic match? Here they are in LA at a charitable event the other night - she presented him with an award - and only he could make an atrocious make-up job look decent. Full Story

Jessica & John: not so fast…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

TMZ reported on Tuesday that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hooked up Monday night at the Four Seasons. However, by the end of Tuesday, X17 images placed Jessica with some other dude named James Krisel at an entirely different location (see attached), discrediting - yet AGAIN - the incessant attempts, likely by her people, to manufacture relationships for her whenever she has something to promote. Full Story

LastWord

This is for the girls at the Stollery Children"s Hospital NICU - for doing what you do, I can"t even imagine, I"m honoured there"s something you find helpful in reading my column. One last, last, last clue. Grizzly, Grumpy, and High is NOT John Travolta. Because our guy would rather be out on the range than stuck on a massage table. Fresh column soon, til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

John Travolta: Big & Bold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll give him this - how many other stars would have the well massaged balls to look this hideous especially after 50? And yet here he is, John Travolta in full costume on the set of Hairspray in Toronto, a rare kind of ugly we can only describe as "eye raping", reserved for advanced level fug like James Blunt and Marc Anthony. Full Story

Friday, September 1, 2006 Dear gossips, Heads up – I posted in real time on Thursday, if you missed it, please click here and get caught up on John’s gaygay, Jessica’s golden shower, the Pitts in New Orleans, and yes…clues about the Favour. Tonight though, it’s all about the VMAs …with maybe just a little bit thrown in about the Urban Dog – and a photo too!

The MTV VMAs 2006

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

A better show than last year, especially since Diddy’s Miami hosting skills were ass at best. But still…too bloody long!!! A few quick observations: - would the PussyCat Dolls please.shut.the.f&ck.up??? I mean really… we’re talkin’ about a girl *band* with 6 members, sometimes 5, depending on the dance formation. Full Story

Worst Couple: James Blunt & Petra Nemcova

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

Re-f*cking-volting. James, I mean. No doubt he can falsetto but holy sh*t is he ever ugly – and yes, from every possible angle. My eyes felt raped just looking at him. Those teeth, that nose, the pasty white skin juxtaposed with her beauty – it goes against every law of beauty, it offends me to the core, and I don’t understand why she looks like Pocahontas wearing a paper bag. Full Story

Hilary Homewrecker on the loose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2006 12:00:00 August 31, 2006 12:00:00

Well well. Curious state of affairs, non? First the official split from Chad Lowe, then the vicious Vanity Fair article in which she reprehensibly outs his addiction, now word that she"s hooking up with her agent, some dude by the name of John, also in the midst of a messy separation, and a child involved no less? How very Spelling of her, don"t you think? Here"s the photo and while speculation runs rampant right now, it"s hard not to assume the worst, especially since - as reported by Us Weekly - Mr Campisi has yet to file for divorce. Full Story

John Travolta: The GGP?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2006 12:00:00 August 31, 2006 12:00:00

Thank Goddess for the National Enquirer. Thank Goddess for the pappies. Thank Goddess for every masseur who"s been asked for a Grease special, thank Goddess for every bellhop who"s personal Earth has been invaded by the Battlefield. And if you don"t know what the hell I"m talking about, check my archives and brush up on your queer smut. Full Story

Jessica & John: a love well timed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Funny how in Hollywood a romance begins right when there happens to be something to sell. Total coincidence, zero conspiracy…right? Still…this one kinda tickles, so what the hell, if I played along for Nicole & Keith, why not play along for Jessica Simpson and John Mayer, especially when both Us Weekly and People Magazine are reporting that it"s legit, that new love is in bloom, that they exchanged saliva and a raging case of laryngitis - what"s not to love??? I know this is hurting many of you. Full Story