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Pete arrested, Kate spared

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

A blessing in disguise, don"t you think? Just before he was to jet off to Bali to marry Kate Moss, Pete Doherty - surprise! - was busted in London for possession and sent back to rehab. In other words - crisis averted, if only temporarily. I fear she really is crazy enough to do it - a permanent love stain cemented by marriage. Full Story

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My love to Barby in Argentina and all the Gisele Fan girls for the wonderful compliment! I"m flattered - thank you! Compromise is NOT John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Mr Compromise might like the exit route but it"s gotta be a girly one, you get my drift? Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Pene on the Payroll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2006 12:00:00 August 4, 2006 12:00:00

I"m sure you"ve heard - apparently Penelope Cruz has also had the privilege of seeing Suri and, like Jada Pinkett Smith and Leah Remini before her, she has repeated the mantra: Little Sci is a beauty, the most beautiful baby ever, of all time, stampted, no blocksies, swear on John Travolta"s favourite gay massage therapist. Full Story

Smith Scientology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

You know the drill… it"s Cruise time, which means I need to begin with a disclaimer just because the Tommy legal mission is hungry for Chinese ass these days. What you are about to read is gossip and rumour and conjecture and should not be interpreted as fact because Tom Cruise is not only almighty, he is also allstraight, and his Church is a beacon of light in our otherwise too-gay world. Full Story

Ryan & Rachel in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

I asked and many of you replied to say you want any and all details so here you go, courtesy of several readers in Vancouver, especially Liz and Faith who sent in their observations. Rachel and Ryan were on West Broadway in Kits (4 blocks from my place, I’m not kidding you) on Tuesday. They had lunch, Rachel is beautiful, but everyone, EVERYONE remarked on how thin she was, and someone even wrote to ask if she’s the latest actress to submit to the Hollywood Diet Doctors Full Story

Monday, July 10, 2006 Dear gossips, Am watching Grey’s and Dr Loin Quivering Burke aka Isaiah Washington is smoldering in the kitchen with a turkey. If I sound distracted you now know why. In today’s issue: on Johnny, on Justin, on Christina, on Halle & Gabriel, and can you believe the Kidmans actually clean???

King Depp & the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2006 12:00:00 July 10, 2006 12:00:00

It’s official, gossips. The Gay Midget Dwarf has been dethroned. And who better to take over his place at the top of the Hollywood mountain than Johnny Depp? Who DOESN’T love Johnny Depp? No freakish cult membership, definitely not gay, not a philanderer, or a golddigger, or a wife beater, or anything remotely close to boring. Full Story

Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s wearing ankle boots with a dress and bad bad bad." Not bad, gossips. Full Story

The Daily Hot Heartbreak: Becks and John Terry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

So I hate to turn such an awful moment into fodder for my fantasies but I can"t help it. Something about the way David is holding John"s face so tenderly, something about two sweaty men on the pitch, raw with emotion, seeking solace in each other, without any trace of emasculation... I mean seriously, doesn"t it kinda turn your crank? Like in Brokeback Mountain when Heath and Jakey giv"er in the stairwell? Don"t lie. Full Story

The Kate Factor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2006 12:00:00 June 28, 2006 12:00:00

I love Kate Hudson. Sure, sure. There"s the occasional drug rumour and those anorexic whispers and of course the familiar cheating stories that will plague every young celebrity bride but so what? It"s Hollywood! Who isn"t a snorting starving cheater in this town? Besides, Kate Hudson is too adorable to resist and when I watch her, I am completely mesmerised. Full Story