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Jennifer Love Hewitt won"t go away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

They weren"t terribly discriminating at the Elton John party, were they? Because if JLH got an invite, anyone could have gotten an invite. This, my fellow gossips, is clearly a job for Kevin Federline. Time to ruin another career, knock her up, make her ugly, and get her the f&ck outta this town. Something tells me she"d be interested too. Full Story

The Daily Hoff: Celine Dion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

As ridiculous as she is – and she is beyond ridiculous most of the time – Celine Dion captures a certain Hoffness that can bring a smile to your face no matter how dark the day, no matter how heavy the burden. Behind the freakish thumps, the facial gymnastics, the icky icky love talk, the posing babies, and the way she never ceases to overload us with too much information we just don’t want, it is impossible to deny the overwhelming amount of Hoff that Celine brings to our lives, especially when she performs on stage. Full Story

Britney Spears and People Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2006 12:00:00 February 16, 2006 12:00:00

I’m a total sucker for a great People Magazine profile. From JustJared. This one about Britney is another one of those. Bullsh*t? Of course! But for the first time in a long time, I actually liked her a little, which is saying a lot. Now before some of you go rip roaring for blood, reminding me of the baby driving incident. Full Story

Jessica Simpson’s new US cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, her personal assistant Cacee, and a certain pillow lipped headcase on the list of rumoured lottery winners to have pulled some Simpson pork. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: John Stamos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2006 12:00:00 January 29, 2006 12:00:00

First - let me just say that I ADORE Uncle Jesse. I think he"s handsome and he looks like a nice guy and he"s just b-list enough to be a very good candidate for Jennifer Aniston, as soon as Vince Vaughn wakes up and retrieves his sense of humour. And this is not the first time I"ve made such a suggestion. Full Story

From Kelly S: Bec & Jerry cling to love?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2006 12:00:00 January 26, 2006 12:00:00

Is it Rebecca Romijn and that loser Jerry O"Connell? I hope not, because he"s the biggest piece of crap actor out there with nothing to back up his terribly large ego. Dear Kelly, I wholeheartedly agree. John Stamos might be b-list but he is adorable, and I have no idea why that woman demeaned herself by dating so far beneath her. Full Story

Loving John Malkovich

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Have you seen Dangerous Liaisons? With Glenn Close and Michelle Pfeiffer and the incomparable John Malkovich? If not, you"re missing out. Go get it. It is the most beautifully written, elegant movie, like, ever. The dialogue is sublime. I remember watching it with my friend Julia in high school and walking around for several days afterwards speaking in riddles with an affected British accent (just like Gwyneth!) until my friends told me to shut the f*ck up. Full Story

From Lauren M: on Winona & Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

I was thinking about the Winona/Gwenyth falling out and that got me a reminiscing to the glory days of "Winona Forever" so I was curious....What happened between Winona and Johnny? Dear Lauren, A question for the ages. Many people claim they know, but no one really knows (despite their protestations to the contrary). Full Story

From Anonymous: Jessica & Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

I"m not one to spread rumours…but for the love of Lainey, I did heare through a "close friend" and source that Ms. Simpson got "friendly" with Mr. Johnny Knoxville on set of Dukes…. or should I say Mr. Johnny Knoxville got real friendly with Ms. Simpson"s rear….if you know what I mean. Apparently that"s how she still considered herself a "virgin" for all those years. Full Story

Worst Hair Male: Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

OK. So he didn’t look his best tonight. But the poor thing was felled by the flu last week…can you blame him?? Honestly though, I don’t know what was up with the hair. Even I could scarcely summon a spark in my loins. Still…when Reese won and he looked up at her with that smoldering intensity, my desire returned in flames. Full Story

Best Man: Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

I know it should be George and I certainly love George to pieces but when Johnny’s in the house and he’s wearing red and he’s dirty and sexy and naughty and a little weird, how can it be anyone but him???  Full Story