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Penny & Lenny???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

Indeed…that’s the story. That Penelope Cruz has moved from Josh Hartnett to Lenny Kravitz and the two are making Spanish rocker sexytime prompting the usual conundrum whenever she hooks on to someone new: is she Bearding or Where’s the Purse? All thanks, of course, to the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

The Bimbo Man-Over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2007 00:00:00 May 9, 2007 00:00:00

Not that I don’t think that he’s hot without the shaggy, because he totally is… but wow! Look at the cheekbones and the carefully tousled hair, even a little pout action goin’ on – the new John Mayer with a Hollywood Bimbo Makeover, here at the Costume Institute Gala and last night at the Time Magazine event, MUCH more stylish than that tranny he keeps pissing on, aesthetically definitely a huge improvement but… doesn’t that make the Simpson sting even a little more painful? First she spoiled his talent, spoiled his reputation as a cerebral, sensitive rocker, turning John Mayer into just another musician who thinks with his dick. Full Story

Not for Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

I hear you. You hate it. It’s weird and different and you wouldn’t wear it. Well neither would I. But there was a theme, and she did something different, my Kiki always tries something different… and I love it on her. Especially the hairpiece and the black trim and the shoes. I love it all. Full Story

A Chipmunk Cheeked C-Bomb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved "Dawson"s Creek" and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show called Dawson’s Creek. DC was of course the crown jewel of the WB, at the time under the purview of John Litvack, an executive with the network who apparently wasn’t a big fan of Michelle Williams. Full Story

My Kiki: Birthday Best in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2007 12:00:00 May 1, 2007 12:00:00

She turned 25 yesterday, also the NYC premiere of Spidey 3 - two changes, both rocked. First metallic for the season on the carpet. No nasty hair extensions, no fake nails, not much skin, not a pound of make up…I will take this every time over a strapless turquoise dress with Barbie curls cascading down the back. Full Story

Cancelled or Summoned or Straying?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

The official reason is “vocal problems” – Keith Urban cancelling a show, I’m told it will be more than one show, and sources in Nashville are snickering that that’s allegedly code word for allegedly using again…though nothing is slamdunk right now, still working on confirmation, and I suppose it is rather unkind to make the assumption just because he went to rehab, right? And still the allegations continue. Full Story

Kiki Blue in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned last week, her wardrobe for this crazy press tour has been and will continue to be killer…and the blue for today’s photo call is no exception. Full Story

What’s in it for John: Tits & Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Not that you didn’t already know but if you take a look at the double handful he gets to goose, in addition to a side order of fellatio courtesy of those Restylane-lips, it’s not hard to figure out why John Mayer has been shamed by his c*ck.Check out Jessica out on the town last night, Main ‘Mo in tow, squeezing herself into a tarty little outfit to hold herself over while John’s on tour in Toronto. Full Story

Reining in Homo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

They had him on a short leash for a long time. And then he earned their trust. He behaved for a decade. He made babies, he held the queer feather deep inside. So then they loosened up. They let him go to Toronto. To dress up in drag for a movie called Hairspray. They let him run wild and free, away from the shackles, to taste freedom for a few months as reward for toeing the line for so long, confident that he’d been completely rehabilitated, confident that the doctrine had “fixed” his problem. Full Story

Kiki in Japan: pink, green, and Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2007 12:00:00 April 17, 2007 12:00:00

Last week, the News of the World announced that my Kiki had been dumped, reporting a split from rocker Johnny Borrell who had supposedly returned to an ex-girlfriend. Which obviously explains why Johnny is with Kiki on Spidey 3 promo in Japan. Because that’s totally how broken-up couples act, non? Here she is looking blissed-out stoned, holding his hand, clearly still in love, clearly NOT single, and in the early stages of rolling out a killer blockbuster wardrobe to go with her highly anticipated killer blockbuster movie. Full Story

About John Krasinski

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me out. Full Story