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James Blunt hurts angels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2007 12:00:00 April 12, 2007 12:00:00

Petra Nemcova at the Brick Awards on Tuesday. By all accounts, she’s the sweetest thing. Very humble, very kind, very undeserving of the James Blunt treatment. I mean you’d think someone who looks THAT ugly, who looks like spoiled milk with bad teeth…you’d think he would just be grateful, non? Non. Full Story

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Winners of the Juno Gift Bag, the Good Shepherd DVD, and the Entourage Box Sets have been contacted. Thanks so much for all your entries – more giveaways to come soon, including Little Children and The Queen herself.

Next up – John Mayer disease seems to be wildly contagious. Latest victim: Pete Wentz? Pushing back the Fall Out Boy tour only to be seen in LA hand in hand, night after night with Ashlee Simpson, making out in the dark, then grocery shopping in what looks like jammies the next morning – are the Simpson Sisters this generation’s version of Yoko Ono?


It’s Tuesday, am blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts…including a new riddle.

Yours in gossip,

PS. To readers in Canada…it’s only for one day. One day that pays for dirty, dirty smut AND keeps my bitch alive, one day, gone tomorrow but the gossip will live on… my endless thanks and love for your understanding.

PPS. Girl on the Verge – remember her? Good news is she’s managed to avoid rock bottom…for now. Dried out for a week though a new setback is causing much distress. Seems she’s been professionally replaced, the mentor has moved on. Which in the long run is a good thing. In the short term however, it’s more rejection and for someone so fragile, it could mean disaster. Let’s hope she stays strong. Will keep you posted.

Drama say what???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Spoiler alert. Avert eyes now. So the residents of some condo are pissed because the Entourage crew has taken over and is disturbing the peace. Hmmm…that sucks. But more importantly, the show has been shooting there because Johnny Drama…wait for it…wait for it… HAS MOVED OUT?!!?? Say what? WTF??? They’re currently shooting Season 4. Full Story

Thinking of Travolta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

source Kevin Spacey at an afterparty last night looking for John Travolting, though legend around London is that his modus operandi isn’t the massage parlour and a c*ckstand but aspiring actors and fellatio for favours. But theatre rumours are SOOO unreliable, right? Full Story

Bodhi Back to Normal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t tell me you haven’t seen Point Break, like, at least 3 times. I won’t believe you. 15 years! 15 years and I STILL watch it on Sundays if it’s the Movie of the Week! And Dirty Dancing too. Bodhi and Johnny Castle – Patrick Swayze’s two best roles. And please. Full Story

Trading Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. Ryan Phillippe has this dubious distinction. Full Story

The Daily Bitch…Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Things that kill me (today): 1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isn’t a bad dancer? Please! Analysis of the call Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest: "I"m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills. Full Story

The Couple Clones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Sienna and Jamie, Kiki and Johnny, all four in London, both couples enjoying the springtime of their love, both couples looking like they smell of sweat, stale cigarettes, day old cologne, and … feet. You know that foot smell? Like on a plane when your neighbour takes off his shoes and he’s not wearing socks? Don’t these four look like they smell like feet? And don’t they remind you of each other and also of Kate and Pete? PS. Full Story

John Mayer: Shame Face Down Under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica is traveling with him on tour, they’ve arrived in Australia, but not even a different continent can change John’s expression: dude still looks shamed by his own c*ck. I particularly like the one where she appears to be trying to tell him something. Again, not that you can ever reliably deduce anything from just one photo, but it looks to me like he’s in pain, as if to say: Holy f&ck you idiot, please don’t talk to me unless I’m pissing on you. Full Story

Becks & The Queen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2007 12:00:00 March 30, 2007 12:00:00

Like every other gay in LA, John Travolta had to fan himself upon learning that David Beckham would be moving to America. And like fellow gay the Gay Midget Dwarf, he wants to hang out. He wants to become friends. He wants to show him his big ass jets and take him for a ride. A Beckham Scientological Sandwich? No…seriously. Full Story

Gay Biker Chic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. Meaning you can’t half ass Gay Biker Chic. Full Story