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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Dear Gossips,

John Travolta won’t stop. John Travolta won’t stop talking about his potent reproductive powers. At 53, he keeps repeating that he and wife Kelly intend to have another child because theirs is not a beard gay sham, oh no. Theirs is legitimate love. And he is a raving flaming straight man.

Also a straight man who says he used to fantasise about doing naughty things to Elizabeth Taylor:
“I told her I had a recurring dream, which was true. I said: You know that white dress you wore in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof? Well, you weren’t wearing it in that dream.’”

Why… because HE was wearing it???

So then she tartly replied: “Well, I’m not wearing anything under this right now.”

And the 21 year old Travolta did nothing. Because that’s what any strapping horny non-homo would do when a legend propositions him.

But can you believe there are people who believe this sh-t???

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Kiki & Johnny: Week 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Or is it 3? No matter. The point is, unlike her brief flings with Andy Samberg and Adrien Grenier and Adam Brody which only lasted a week, Kiki has managed to keep Johnny Borrell’s interest for more, going so far as to follow him to the UK where she is supposedly shacked up in his flat, lovesick to the point that she follows him everywhere – to every gig, to every afterparty, to every town, to every country…and he can’t get enough. Full Story

John Mayer: sheepish on the run

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, wearing a smile that can only be described as embarrassed every time we see him dragging around his blonde fun-bags - this weekend after lunch in West Hollywood. Full Story

Best Useless Press Release… Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the extra mile to tell you why you should know. Full Story

Looking Ahead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’s age. And while my dad is balding and shrinking but very cute in his own right, Richard Gere is still a sexy beast. Full Story

Kiki & Johnny: better signs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some romantic attention (apparently they were making out everywhere) and this time it looks like SHE is in control. Full Story

The Daily SO Hetero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel is quickly gaining momentum. Full Story

Michelle Pfeiffer: inspiration for Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2007 12:00:00 March 16, 2007 12:00:00

She is 48, nearly a decade older than Nicole Kidman. But I’m telling you, if Michelle Pfeiffer has had any work done, it’s really the best I’ve seen since Demi Moore. Perhaps the best ever. And it’s what Nicole Kidman should have been doing instead of turning her face into a block of ice… I’m just sayin’. Full Story

The Daily Redeemed: Mandy Moore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

You already know but it’s really worth celebrating some more: Mandy single again, no longer in the arms of the terribly unworthy DJ AM, though the entire thing smelled of PR anyway but still…as politically incorrect and as bitchy as this sounds – though I may offend you the way I offended you when I wrote about it last time, I just don’t see my Mandy with a dude who had his stomach stapled. Full Story

More About Entourage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

More About Entourage A response to your emails yesterday about Entourage and the new season…but warning: spoiler ahead if you haven’t caught up. Confusing as hell which probably explains your messages but it turns out Season 3 is NOT over. NOT over. It was divided into Season 3A and B. Season 3A ends with Vince firing Ari. Full Story

John and Jess in Rome…with Joe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

No...not in person. But definitely in spirit. Always in spirit. Already known to capitalise on “personal” photos of his children and shopping them to the tabloids, I’m also now hearing that Joe allegedly makes Jessica check in with him wherever she and John are headed. Shortly thereafter, photographers appear like magic. Full Story