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The Daily John Mayer: Djimon Hounsou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus? And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not feel that kind of pain until now - until Djimon Hounsou, the molten lava piece of loin quiveration known as Djimon Hounsou, started stepping out with Kimora Lee Simmons. Full Story

The Daily Who Cares: Liz Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

She got married. A day earlier than expected. Elton John gave her away. She wore Versace. She probably looked as she usually does. The same. Like this. Always. That"s all.  Full Story

The Travoltas Sell Wild Hogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2007 12:00:00 March 2, 2007 12:00:00

Pimping kids for publicity and profit – the new sales strategy in Hollywood and it looks like the Travoltas are the latest to hop on the bandwagon. Here they are from a couple of nights ago at the premiere of Wild Hogs – I cannot for the life of me understand why the brilliant William H Macy accepted this script…I mean is he poor??? Sorry I digress. Full Story

The Daily Get Away from Me: John & Jess in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m no body language expert but John Mayer still looks like he’s doing the Walk of Shame, as though he’s embarrassed by his own libido, the way Hugh Grant looked after being arrested for getting blown by a tranny – it’s the same expression on John…. appropriate, don’t you think? And seriously…do we seriously think he’s attractive? Do we? Since when did Squishy Become Sexy? Since when did looking like Michael Jackson become the new standard? And how could a limp dick lyricist attracted to low class hermaphrodites possibly be defensible? Again Mayer fans…I can’t say it enough…I am SO sorry for your loss. Full Story

Posh in white, Posh in black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2007 12:00:00 February 27, 2007 12:00:00

In white at Elton John’s party, she also attended VF. And watching this woman pose is the treat of a lifetime. You can tell she has spent hours and hours and hours in her bedroom practicing, jutting out one hip, adjusting all the bones in her back, in absolute control over every inch of her body. And without a doubt, she LIVED for the attention. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Jess & John after Grammy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Not a prom photo. Or the kind of shot that comes when you buy a new picture frame. This is Jessica Simpson gazing adoringly at John Mayer at the Sony/BMG party last night post-Grammys. As you can see, he is staring adoringly back. In fact, he’s not only staring, it actually looks like he’s leering. Full Story

BAFTA Best: Jake Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Be still my quivering loins. And hope to Goddess Sienna doesn’t get her Skank all over him. Because while all the Toothy clues may point to him, I’m telling you, from what I hear from my own slamdunk sources, Jakey G is not gay…though I can certainly see why the ‘Mos might want him to be. Getting better with every year – actors always struggle in their 20s you know. Full Story

Loving Ryan Gosling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2007 12:00:00 February 8, 2007 12:00:00

Last year it was Joaquin Phoenix – the arty artist refusing to campaign on the grounds of artistic integrity, bitterly disillusioned by the Hollywood marketing machine, surly at times during interviews when pressed by the studio though, to be fair, still gracious and humbled by his nomination. This year it’s Ryan Gosling with a decidedly less grumpy, less awkward approach. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and he still looks edgy and cool and sexy but not cheesy, not a loser trying to hang on to the last vestiges of youth, not a limp lad with three whiskers trying to act a man. Full Story

John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. Full Story

John Mayer’s Look of Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing a heavy sense of embarrassment, the same look you’ve likely seen over and over again – on your own face or the face of a friend, after a night of wild partying and drinking, it used to happen all the time for us in university. Full Story