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Jess & John take the tits to South Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least – why not? She really does have fantastic tits. And while we’re at it, new exclusive dish about what she left behind in Louisiana, now that shooting has wrapped. Full Story

Sienna at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

In town to promote the upcoming Interview, constantly attended by Harvey Weinstein who, of course, is here for purchasing purposes (already scooped up John Cusack’s Grace is Good) in addition to making sure his Golden Girl is on her best behaviour, and for the most part, she’s been keeping her ass clean…if not her nose, not that I would know anything about that. Full Story

Quiveration at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

Scott Speedman, Ryan Reynolds, John Cusack, and surprisingly James Franco. Let’s start with Canada: was never a fan of Felicity, in fact I never watched. Also not particularly fond of Underworld and when I saw him at TIFF he was more hirsute than he was hot which is why at the Slamdance premiere of his new movie Weirdsville on Friday, costarring Wes Bentley, the return of the cleanshaven Scott Speedman was a welcome change. Full Story

Scientology and Hairspray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

The Pilot in drag. For a role, of course. Never in real life. Because John Travolta’s only indulgence is a really a great massage, right? And when your muscles are getting kneaded with such pleasure, resulting in so much relaxation, courtesy of a goodlooking masseur, c*ckstands are actually just par for the course. Full Story

Tuesday, January 9, 2007 Dear Gossips, Huge thanks to George for taking my late night talk show virginity on The Hour yesterday. And also to Rick for making the experience more than pleasant. Most of all though, my smutty appreciation to all of YOU who tuned in and for all your messages of encouragement…means a lot. Thank you, love you, owe you. If you missed it and would like to watch, hit The Hour website here– the clip should be up by noon today. People’s Choice Awards tonight… Yawn. Still, a glimmer of interest, since it’s the MiniVan Majority voting, Jennifer Aniston will likely walk away with at least 3 awards, if not the entire show from top to bottom – fantastic news for our poor girl’s self esteem and also for her Love Horizon. After all, John Stamos could show up and sweep her off her feet, ending too many years of overreaching beyond her station, kicking off many years of true love, sensible love, at last. I hope for Jen. Tuesday – blogging throughout the day, check back often. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2007 12:00:00 January 9, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or hung over. Or hung over from too many nights of being hung over. Full Story

Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t be a popular development. Because isn’t Jessica Simpson the antithesis of what John Mayer fans expected from John Mayer and what John Mayer projected was expected of him? The sensitive lyrics, the smart, quick wit, talented and respected –clearly it hasn’t precluded him from the same old same old – give him a dumb blonde with huge knockers and even huger lips and it’s all good baby…all good all night long. Full Story

Three Whiskers & The Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Well…he has a type, doesn’t he? Photo with a new blonde taken during the holidays in London, not a clear shot of her face but she’s Kiki and Kate B all in one perhaps with a dash of Sienna Miller – conveniently all girls with whom he’s been linked before. Interestingly enough, Three Whiskers has been keeping that pre-pubescent facial hair relatively trim. Full Story

The Daily DumbAss: Kate Moss Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

According to the UK Daily Mail, an intimate New Year’s Day celebration in Phuket, she wore white Galliano, he wore black linen and a signature hat, and while the tabloid has not been able to confirm (at press time) whether or not the proceedings were legally binding, the presence of Kate’s personal assistant, brought along presumably to handle paperwork and documentation, suggests that she has indeed become his wife, with widowhood perhaps a needle away. Full Story

Britney’s New Year’s Collapse: Fact or Fiction?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

By now I’m sure you’ve heard: Robin Leach, writing for Luxe Life, a Vegas gossip column, reported that on Sunday night, shortly before 1am, Britney supposedly collapsed at Pure, necessitating military-like security measures to wrap and cover and carry her body out of the club. Naturally, considering the poonie flaps and the swirl of smut surrounding Spears of late, every gossip and her main ‘Mo has jumped all over the story, absolutely 100% convinced the mother of two will be checking into rehab imminently. Full Story