Douche so smiley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 12:27:01 August 5, 2009 12:27:01

Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley!

Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all the time, appears to be exceedingly obsequious around the press these days.

But this is SO beneath the artist!

Well the artist has to work. And the artist needs money.

Remember he conceived of a new film about a modern Hamlet? It was his idea and NO ONE ELSE had ever thought of it before and it’s also NEVER been done before?

Here’s the problem: would you pay to see Emile Hirsch as a modern Hamlet? That’s the question for a film executive.

What’s the return on that investment?

Shia LaBeouf in the lead…

No problem.

Emile Hirsch?

The artist has to start selling. Without Sean Penn, can Emile Hirsch carry a movie? Please.

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