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Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 17:18:00 October 21, 2009 17:18:00

Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held hands as they left. Full Story

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Douche so smiley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 12:27:01 August 5, 2009 12:27:01

Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley! Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all the time, appears to be exceedingly obsequious around the press these days. Full Story

Isn’t this beneath you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 10:34:00 June 23, 2009 10:34:00

At the premiere of Transformers last night, it’s Emile Hirsch with his girlfriend. He doesn’t seem to leave home without her now. And her shady friends who sell out Robert Pattinson. So … Emile is, like, the best young thespian ever in his mind, remember? He only does arty movies, with with arty artists, and the script is the only thing that matters, remember? What does the Real Emile, the Emile whose insightful film reviews, the Emile who is so arrogant he thinks he’s the first to have thought of the Modern Hamlet, what does the Real Emile think of Transformers? It’s beneath him, non? Oh but Emile must hustle. Full Story

Dear Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 14:53:59 June 4, 2009 14:53:59

Emile Wank Hirsch doesn’t think you’re good enough. How dare you play Hamlet. Only E Wank can play Hamlet. After all, he “conceived” of the modern day version of Hamlet, haven’t you heard? Wanky says get the f-ck off his stage. This is Jude last night in London leaving Wyndham’s Theatre where he is performing, to Emile’s artistic dismay, as Hamlet to wonderful reviews – click here Full Story

Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 12:42:00 June 3, 2009 12:42:00

Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here Full Story

Robert Pattinson gets sold out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2009 09:26:00 May 23, 2009 09:26:00

EXCLUSIVE Reference materials for this post: A Life & Style report – click here - claiming that at the amfAR gala the other night in Cannes, Robert Pattinson was all over some girl called Erika , kissing her, and leaving with her. Full Story

On the terrace - Laura's POV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2009 07:49:38 May 22, 2009 07:49:38

Lainey:Many of you have written to ask about Laura's perspective on the terrace at the du Cap the other night. When she tried not to eyef-ck Robert Pattinson too obviously. Others have emailed to say you'd prefer Laura's account because mine lacked enthusiasm. And a few twi-hards hated on me for not taking his picture. Full Story

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Annual on the terrace 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 07:10:00 May 21, 2009 07:10:00

From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view. When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the frenzy. The Croisette is a one massive clusterf-ck. Full Story

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Like his mentor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 07:55:39 January 9, 2009 07:55:39

Emile Hirsch is a Sean Penn protégé. Professionally and personally. Recently during the Milk promotional tour, Emile was approached by two eager, Hello Kitty style fans who’d been wating, and squealing, and holding hands, and clutching their stuffed toys, angst-ridden over meeting their idol. Full Story

Post Critics’ Choice at Shutters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 07:41:47 January 9, 2008 07:41:47

Monday night, after the Critics’ Choice Awards, several high profile celebrities headed to Shutters to celebrate including George Clooney, Javier Bardem WITH Penelope, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, dirty Benicio del Toro…and more. Most were well behaved. But Emile Hirsch is a dickhead. More on that later. Full Story

Awkward and Awkward

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:55:35 October 25, 2007 07:55:35

Have you ever seen two people more uncomfortable on a red carpet? Check out Emile Hirsch and Sean Penn last night in Rome at the premiere of Into the Wild, almost as if they they’re were literally plucked from rural Alaska and tossed into tuxedos to prove their points: yes, Hollywood sucks, the Wilderness Rocks. Full Story