Eminem has pictures

July 31, 2009 07:33:41 Posted at July 31, 2009 07:33:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake.

Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Normally you’d expect him to engage, to throw more fire on the feud.

He decided to let it slide.

But Mimi did not.

The video for Obsessed. You’ve seen it right? Dressing up as Eminem, mocking Eminem, f-cking with Eminem.

She and Nick weakly denied it had anything to do with Slim Shady.

Doesn’t sound like he believes them.

And he’s battling back the way he knows best – The Warning was leaked yesterday and this time, Slim isn’t so shy about revealing details about exactly what went down between them.

In other words, Mimi got TOLD. I’m not summarising. You’ll just have to listen. It’s wicked.

But even though he owned her ass, he’s actually STILL holding back. Em claims to have pictures, and recordings, and The Warning is to warn her to step the f-ck off… or else.

You might be tempted to side with her, given the disgusting things he says, the degrading lyrics, and his track record, his history, but please don’t discount Eminem’s ability as a writer. And in this situation, what went down between the two of them, this brilliant line in The Warning pretty much sums it up:

"But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare say it isn't true."


Mimi needs to answer. Mimi is angry. When she gets angry the butterflies start to glitter. And the animals run for the hills. And the amazingness will continue.

Photos from Wenn.com

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