Emma Watson’s wardrobe choices in Cannes today for the photo call and presser were really boring. I posted those pictures to the LifeStyle page. Was hoping she was saving something for the gala. Nope. The back is interesting-ish, I guess. Full Story

NO. It seems impossible. And your first instinct is to argue because that’s our Hermione. It’s Emma Watson. She can do Burberry and Rodarte, she can be Chanel and Christopher Kane, and even though Emma is many things and has been described many ways, she’s almost never been called. Full Story

As expected, The Bling Ring will be screened at Cannes but not in competition. Not that that matters. All that matters, really, is that Sofia Coppola and her actors will represent on the tapis rouge. Hermione will be on the Croisette for the first time. Here’s Emma Watson in London this weekend walking around with a friend, not unlike the way her character in The Bling Ring walks around West Hollywood, only she’s not wearing celebrity-stolen goods. Full Story

There’s a sofa in here for two! I might still be able to quote Pretty Woman, line by line, as disturbing as it is now that I’m not 16 anymore and thinking how awesome it would be to be a prostitute given a credit card by a rich dude in a Lotus. Oh Vivian Ward. Oh Julia Roberts. I know, I know, Julia Roberts. Full Story

Sarah from Cinesnark is the comedy expert around here and I haven’t asked her yet what she thinks of the new red band trailer for This Is The End but me, since I still have the sense of humour of 13 year old, obviously I’m all over it. Full Story

Miley Cyrus stepped out with blue hair she calls platinum the other day after it was widely rumoured last week that fiancé Liam Hemsworth was cheating on her with January Jones. I’m not saying Liam isn’t... But that story wasn’t sourced. That story originated because the paps were standing outside a party and shot them getting into a car together. Full Story

Remember Winona Ryder’s shag in Reality Bites? It’s one of my favourite hairstyles of all time. And you can’t quite get there when you cut it deliberately with that in mind. The best shags are the ones that happen naturally in the process of being grown out. Emma Watson is growing it out. Full Story

I tingled to these photos yesterday of Emma Watson at the LA premiere of The Perks Of Being A Wallflower - click here to read Dan’s review - and a possible wardrobe malfunction that occurred with her nipple tape. It’s been a long time since my breasts sat up that high. Full Story

I have to begin by confessing that I have not read The Perks of Being a Wallflower. And I can safely say that I regret letting it slip through the cracks. Because if a movie this good came from a book, I can only imagine how transformative that book must be.  As a movie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower will go down as one of the great coming of age classics. Full Story

I never went backpacking in Europe.   It was the preferred fantasy in my high school class – go to Europe where there’s “culture” - but my parents had me over a barrel with the twin realities of I had already been to Europe (with them, as if that counts), and they would yank my university tuition if I defied them. Full Story

Russell Crowe was photographed on a bike ride yesterday in Sydney. He’s been confirmed to play Noah in Darren Aronofsky’s epic bible movie. Emma Watson is currently negotiating for a role in the film to play girlfriend to one of Noah’s sons. Full Story

I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But it’s so busy I wish she would have chosen a pair of simpler shoes. Full Story

Especially for Emma Watson who just celebrated her birthday yesterday at Coachella surrounded by friends and a new boyfriend, Will Adamowicz. He’s American but they started dating at Oxford. So...he goes to school. That’s a good start.  On Saturday night Emma and Will were spotted kissing. On Sunday, her birthday proper, she appeared to be rather . Full Story

Emma Watson kept her hair short for, what was it?, like two years? She cut it right after she’d completed her work on Harry Potter, almost as though she was symbolically separating herself from a character she’d played for a decade. And it worked. For a long time, the Emma Watson in my mind’s eye was the gamine with the pixie cut. Full Story