Carpet Whore Rossum

October 11, 2007 09:23:00 Posted at October 11, 2007 09:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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At TIFF 2006, I remember it was Lance Bass and his man-purse Reichen making the rounds. Everywhere. For no reason. They had nothing to promote, nothing to support. And still they showed up to the opening of a can of tuna, that’s how pathetic.

Funniest moment was when the press circuit was gathered on a carpet towards the end of the festival and a limo pulled up. Lance first, then Reichen, and then a collective, not so inward grown rumbled from the press line. The following comments could be heard from exasperated journalists fed up with the D List.

“F-ck – not these two again! I’ve run out of things to ask them!”

“At this point, if they ripped their clothes off and started f&cking, I still wouldn’t care”.

Snort.

And now… Emmy Rossum. Emmy Rossum in the last 3 months has made herself available at everything, everywhere, wearing the same insipid smile, and posing in the same nauseating way.

As you can see, last night was no different. Except for the occasion. This my friends was the In Touch Magazine 5th anniversary party.

IN TOUCH!!! A tabloid!!! SHE WENT TO A PARTY FOR A TABLOID!!!

How much more desperate? How much more lame???

PS. Her face here is more offensive than usual. Seriously… I feel violent when I see her. Does she have fans? Does she really? Really????

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