All Star Rossum on Video!

September 25, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you eaten? If so… use caution. I dry heaved my way through breakfast over this.

But still…in it’s own cheese way, in a way only she can deliver, Emmy Rossum’s new video is all kindsa hilarious.

Part Neutrogena commercial, part photo shoot, part self adulation, part Bridget Jones rip off, see the Rossum in various degrees of Rossum ranging from writhing around on white sheets in her bed, to running across a bridge with her breasts bound and heaving, to FLOATING ON WATER in an angelic yellow dress while emoting to camera all while her does eyes gaze out at you imploringly and her hair whips around, carried by the wind and her whimsy.

The song is called Slow Me Down and in typical Rossum operatic fashion, Emmy sings with her mide WIDE open, turning words like DOWN into a word that sounds like DAHHHH-N.

Another example: the noise of the world is getting me caught up.

Emmy: the nowse of the wald is getting me cohhhht up.

Seriously…who buys this sh-t? Will you buy this sh-t? Would you even stand for this sh-t at the spa during your massage?

Click here for the video. Feeling queasy?

PS. How can John Mayer redeem himself? Date Emmy Rossum and pee all over it!

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