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The Daily Heathering: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2006 12:00:00 October 31, 2006 12:00:00

My new favourite word: Heathering Perhaps a better word: Rossum-ing. Use it in a sentence? We came home from vacay and noticed the expired milk container was emitting the most rossum odour. Or… The septic tank overflowed and the Wilson’s lawn was now flooded with its rossuming contents, fouling up the entire neighbourhood. Full Story

“HEATHER-ing” is the New Vomit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Gotta love Stella McCartney – notoriously opposed to her father’s relationship with that golddigging slut from the very beginning, Stella is naturally livid over Heather’s recent suggestions that her mother Linda had also been abused by Paul…so much so that she apparently flew into a rage and threatened to kick Heather’s ass, only to be held off by Paul at the door, pleading for her to calm down for the sake of her baby. Full Story

I Heart The Family Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2006 12:00:00 October 27, 2006 12:00:00

Violet Affleck is going to break me. If not for the unshakeable knowledge that I would birth a serial killer, I swear this child could almost warm my ovaries – quite an accomplishment considering the thought of having my own is almost worse than having to look at Emmy Rossum all day. But how can anyone see that face and not squeal? Violet Affleck is impossibly cute! And has Violet Affleck accomplished the inconceivable? Can a baby take away the Casino Itch? If so…maybe I should have one after all. Full Story

Anne vs Emmy: Battle of the Doe Eyed Brunettes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2006 12:00:00 October 27, 2006 12:00:00

Call it a draw on the dress – old lady at the opera, you know what I mean – though if we HAVE to choose, I suppose Emmy has a slight edge… b But what’s in a dress when the wearer makes you want to vomit sugar? Between the two, it’s Anne Hathaway all the way. And no, not because of Prada and not because of Brokeback, but mostly because she’s not That Girl. Full Story

The Daily Emmy Rossum: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Source As if one saccharine sickness wasn’t enough, we now have to put up with the re-virginisation of Sienna Miller. Sienna the Sweetheart – just in time for Oscar season. Check her out at the Marchese event last night – the 2nd time she’s worn them in as many months, another rose themed frock, not much of an improvement on the last time, and they persist in calling her a fashion icon? WTF??? PS. Full Story

Garner: the 10 month process

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

I approve. Violet arrived in December, Jennifer took her time, Jennifer did not starve, Jennifer had to endure people speculating about a 2nd pregnancy because her bulge didn’t evaporate overnight and now ten months later, Jennifer has regained form, looking fit and natural and healthy and normal a few days ago while out for groceries. Full Story

The Daily Nauseating: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2006 12:00:00 October 25, 2006 12:00:00

At some event last night. Don"t know, don"t care. Baby girl got a gold sexy dress but baby girl still look innocent. Oh please. I mean really - am I really seeing this? Have the irritating doe eyes and the sickeningly sweet smile been accessorised by a cutesy tootsy leg lift? Saccarine f-cking overdose, that"s what I call it. Full Story

Emmy Rossum: stick a needle in my eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

It"s no secret my disdain for Emmy Rossum. In my books, there is nothing more tedious than a doe eyed overgrown 10 year old with rosy cheeks and too many giggles. Which is why every time I see her grace a red carpet, sometimes in a twinkly princess number, sometimes in a debutante designer gown, sometimes in a friggin" ballerina frock, this time in a tickle me playmate teacup shift for the Teen Vogue event last week, it"s enough sugar to make me want to seize, and if given a death choice between Jessica Alba"s bitchstare and Emmy Rossum"s teacher"s pet full mouth of teeth, I"ll take the bitch, thank you very much. Full Story

The Daily Please Go Away: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2006 12:00:00 May 30, 2006 12:00:00

Few people make me want to poke my eyes out more than Emmy Rossum. How much longer do we have to put up with this virgin til marriage routine? And that expression? That "Rescue me, I like cotton balls and butterflies" expression??? Give me a F&CKING break! Check her out, doing the doe eyes at the UK premiere of Poseidon. Full Story

Most Irritating Hollywood Starlet: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Every time I see this girl, I feel the urge to vomit. Remember back in school, that one kid who always put up her hand, flapping it around, wrist contorted into angles you didn"t think possible, eyes buggin" out of her head, begging to answer the question? "I know! Iknow! Miss Matheson - pick me! I know! I know!" Well…that just about sums up Emmy Rossum. Full Story

From Reaghan M: Gerard Butler for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

My next suggestion for your #5 spot would be Gerard Butler. Among other roles, he played the Phantom in the Phanotm of the Opera...pitty his face was covered. Although he does not have the big star thing happening for him either, he is smoldering hot and worth your consideration. Once again, I won"t be offended if he doesn"t make your cut. Full Story