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Rossum is mysterious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 16:13:00 November 13, 2009 16:13:00

How is doe-eyed sugar cheese rape mysterious? Mystery is about curiosity. But the Rossum… I don’t want to know it and I don’t want to smell it. Still… Emmy Rossum insists she’s all about the mystery. Like there are layers around her that we should unravel. What’s to expose? Underneath the saccharine exterior is a saccharine core. Full Story

What’s up California?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 07:03:47 May 27, 2009 07:03:47

Celebrities marched in response to the California Supreme Court’s decision yesterday to uphold Prop 8. Drew Barrymore has been a very vocal opponent of Prop 8 and attended the rally yesterday, spoke with the press, and encouraged citizens to do continue urging legislators to defeat once and for all this bill that denies equality for gays. Full Story

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Rossum for his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 10:05:37 May 13, 2009 10:05:37

Run, Robert, RUN. Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. I know this because my inbox has been pounded by his fans, some very polite, and some not so polite, “belligerating” me for not wishing him a Happy Birthday. I’ll let you enjoy that for a minute or two. My birthday, by the way, is September 26th. Full Story

Ha.Ha.Hee!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 18:32:54 April 16, 2009 18:32:54

It’s petty, sure. But again…this is a gossip column. Graciousness does not live here. What does live here is an aversion to Emmy Rossum. Which is why I am happy to bring you the following Fried Rice Moment: Her new film Dragonball Evolution, eviscerated by critics, opened in only 8th spot last weekend taking in a dismal $4. Full Story

Rossum FAIL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 16:12:20 March 18, 2009 16:12:20

Her publicists must have begged for this. BEGGED. Because selling Rossum off as sexy is not just a stretch, it’s a tragic leap into a bottomless canyon. Dumb. This is Rossum in the new issue of Details playing off that old fantasy – good girl who’s a vixen in the bedroom. Please. There is no vixen in Rossum’s bedroom. Full Story

Ugh. It’s Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 07:09:00 March 11, 2009 07:09:00

Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’d think she was the f-cking Julia Roberts of the Dragon Ball franchise. Full Story

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Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 14:23:04 November 28, 2008 14:23:04

The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this way. Truly I am. Because upon watching this you will, pardon the crass, feel anal raped by sugar. Full Story

Rossum and the Dolphin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:23:38 September 23, 2008 14:23:38

Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If you've all been checking out my youtube videos at my youtube channel at youtube. Full Story

Rossum for the Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 11:07:55 August 15, 2008 11:07:55

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story

The Wind Camel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 11:10:24 August 7, 2008 11:10:24

I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday wearing what’s actually a cute strapless but very thin grey jumper that unattractively wrapped around her areas as the wind swirled around her. Full Story