Emmy Rossum Gossip

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The Wind Camel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 11:10:24 August 7, 2008 11:10:24

I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday wearing what’s actually a cute strapless but very thin grey jumper that unattractively wrapped around her areas as the wind swirled around her. Full Story

End the Rossum, Save the Child

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 12:45:00 August 5, 2008 12:45:00

This picture makes my life. Thanks to all of you who sent it along. It’s Rossum this weekend wrapping her Rossumness around an innocent child at some party. As you can see, not even a 5 year old can handle the sugar rape. Full Story

Midsummer Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 16:11:36 July 30, 2008 16:11:36

You know I was just thinking to myself the other day – we’ve been blessed by many consecutive weeks, almost the entire summer actually, without any Rossum. Perhaps sensing this, Rossum is back, and punishing us for lost time in the worst way with a triple dose of the special sugar-raping brand of nasty ass nausea only she can deliver. Full Story

Never enough…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 11:08:52 July 11, 2008 11:08:52

Tina Fey. This is Tina last night at the opening of Damn Yankees. We need more Tina to balance out the twats. Million dollar question: Would you suffer through friendship with the sugar-raping Rossum in exchange for friendship with the genius that is Tina Fey? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Lessons learned so far in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2008 05:48:05 May 20, 2008 05:48:05

the French health care system rocks! crackheads look the same everywhere…even in France my roommate was a 99 year old (99!!!!) French female farting machine who refused to open the widow or leave the door open and still I’d rather bunk again with the French female farting machine any time than be friends with Emmy Rossum! Full Story

Rossum Who?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 09:12:00 May 6, 2008 09:12:00

For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters begging for an interview, Emmy Rossum tried so hard to make eye contact, imploring us with her insipid doe eyes to make her feel like someone important. Full Story

Rossum is a LIAR!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 11:12:00 April 30, 2008 11:12:00

Best.Story.Ever! Remember last week Emmy nauseating Rossum ran into to Leighton Meester at the opera opening in New York? Click here to review. It"s worth a second read! A New York Magazine journalist was privy to their exchange and Emmy, in her sugar raping way, had to lord it over Leighton the newcomer that she’s attending the Costume Institute Gala – the best party of the year – and that she was personally invited by Anna Wintour to sit at her table. Full Story

Worst.Rossum.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 13:41:00 April 22, 2008 13:41:00

New York Magazine has printed an exchange between Leighton Meester and Emmy Rossum that occurred last night at the opera during which Rossum decided to out-Rossum herself and throw it in everyone else’s face that she’s been invited to the Costume Institute Gala and that she’ll even be seated at Anna Wintour’s table. Full Story

Rossum at the Opera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:56:00 April 22, 2008 06:56:00

Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But for the sugar raping. Like the dress. Full Story

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Putting BigMouth to good use

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2008 13:00:53 April 21, 2008 13:00:53

It’s Tony Romo’s birthday today and he celebrated this weekend in Dallas at a club called Suite with his bombshell by his side. Jessica Simpson serenaded her man and then helped him eat his cake, using her well-trained tongue (thank you Johnny Knoxville) to lick the cream off his lips. Full Story