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Flying with The Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 11:28:00 March 24, 2008 11:28:00

Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: Angela was a on a flight last week from Houston to Orange County browsing through the latest issue of Elle. Full Story

Emmy & the Anthem: Rossum of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 00:00:00 December 21, 2007 00:00:00

There were too many Rossum gems to count this year. Too much vomit, too much cheese. And not even good cheese. But perhaps the most Rossum of the Rossum lot had to be when Emmy sang the national anthem at a Nascar event in June. It’s the closed-eye singing. And it’s the open-eye singing too. Full Story

Hudson Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2007 07:13:45 December 18, 2007 07:13:45

Am all over Kate Hudson’s dating game. No strings, just sex only, please don’t fall in love with me… see you later after 2 or 3 months. Love it. As such, am disappointed that Kate’s throwing around some Rossum. Does she really need to throw around the Rossum? Does she need to cheese? Kate is too cool to cheese, non? Kate Hudson, January issue of Vogue. Full Story

Feeling Violent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 09:23:25 December 7, 2007 09:23:25

Said it before – I feel violent when I see her. Like I want to hurt something. Badly. And this “aw shucks” to camera expression is as bad as it gets. For those new to the site: Rossum is a euphemism for PUKE. Here’s Rossum at People’s Grammy kick off party last night, raping us with her holiday Rossum sugar in Christmas purple and that sickening goody goody smile. Full Story

Federline Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 09:52:56 November 27, 2007 09:52:56

What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story

Boring Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from the crowd at one point, prompting a narrow-eyed glare from our country queen in the process. Full Story

Portman Pink > Rossum Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would say) at the 2nd anniversary of Tao in Vegas. Full Story

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Shopping with Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 15:00:33 November 8, 2007 15:00:33

As Keira Knightley would say – get ready to be raped by sugar. Hard. Thanks to Sophia for the link! Prepare your gag reflex for the following 5 minute video – Emmy Rossum will test the limits of your sanity. I promise. We are shopping with Rossum and her stylist in preparation for her “record release party”. Full Story

Keira Hates Rossum Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Can’t wait til Keira Knightley gets over her early 20s black angst. If only she could see how predictably textbook it is to walk around hating happiness and reading Camus. Keira on the cover of the new Elle Magazine admits she’s a “moody bastard”. Fair enough. But of course what gets her “moody” is the news. Full Story

The Rossum Kind of Romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

This girl amazes me. Why couldn’t the GMD have set his sights on Emmy Rossum? He could have spared Katie Holmes a lobotomy since Emmy has sugar coming out of her ass anyway. Get ready to projectile vomit. It’s 15 Questions with Emmy Rossum by AskMen.com Full Story