Emmy Rossum Gossip

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Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 12:28:31 October 30, 2007 12:28:31

Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. Full Story

Rossum on Ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 13:02:03 October 29, 2007 13:02:03

Oh but the juxtaposition is so clever, isn’t it? Rossum the sweetest of all sweetest angels wearing a Devils’ jersey and supporting the side of evil. It’s a knee slapper!!! Here she is with her ringlets singing the national anthem on Saturday night for the New Jersey Devils’ first game at their new arena against the insufferable Ottawa Senators. Full Story

Rossum – would you rather???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 00:00:00 October 24, 2007 00:00:00

Just when you thought it couldn"t possibly get more revolting, Emmy outdoes even her own Rossum. Attempting to pimp her sad excuse for a record Emmy puked her Rossum all over People the other day telling the magazine that she found the inspiration for her music in her own life… and while it’s certainly understandable the pain of having to grow up without a father, it’s the nauseating delivery of her revelation that will bring up at least one of your intestines, if not both. Full Story

Rossum < Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 10:14:48 October 23, 2007 10:14:48

You know it’s bad when Paris Hilton has a hotter career than you do. This is Emmy Rossum’s reality. And this is why aside from trying and failing miserably to become a singer, Emmy’s only professional activity is walking every carpet – no matter what the event – she’s invited to, as often as possible, wearing a variation of the same dress as always and pointing those doe eyes at the camera until the person on the other side of the lens dry heaves from the sweetness. Full Story

KFed Jr: Diary of a Kept Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

You really have to give it Tori Spelling’s husband. Not only is he excelling in the art of golddiggery, he’s also embracing life as a kept man, content with living only as an extension of his wife, happy to sit back, enjoy the paycheque…and learn how to knit. My thanks to the lovely, lovely reader who scanned this and sent it in after cracking open a knitting magazine and enduring the displeasure of seeing Tori’s ugly and her spouse staring back at her. Full Story

Carpet Whore Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 09:23:00 October 11, 2007 09:23:00

At TIFF 2006, I remember it was Lance Bass and his man-purse Reichen making the rounds. Everywhere. For no reason. They had nothing to promote, nothing to support. And still they showed up to the opening of a can of tuna, that’s how pathetic. Funniest moment was when the press circuit was gathered on a carpet towards the end of the festival and a limo pulled up. Full Story

Rossum Won’t Wear Jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 09:25:10 September 28, 2007 09:25:10

How often have you seen Rossum in jeans? No seriously…think about it. At her age, with her youth, you’d think it’d be more often, non? But remember – she has the soul of a century old opera singer. Just another reason why Emmy Rossum is just so f*cking annoying. So here she is at a charity pool tournament last night. Full Story

All Star Rossum on Video!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 00:00:00 September 25, 2007 00:00:00

Have you eaten? If so… use caution. I dry heaved my way through breakfast over this. But still…in it’s own cheese way, in a way only she can deliver, Emmy Rossum’s new video is all kindsa hilarious. Part Neutrogena commercial, part photo shoot, part self adulation, part Bridget Jones rip off, see the Rossum in various degrees of Rossum ranging from writhing around on white sheets in her bed, to running across a bridge with her breasts bound and heaving, to FLOATING ON WATER in an angelic yellow dress while emoting to camera all while her does eyes gaze out at you imploringly and her hair whips around, carried by the wind and her whimsy. Full Story

How Many Times?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 09:00:55 September 21, 2007 09:00:55

How many times has Emmy Rossum worn this dress? Or a variation of it? With the hair. And the doe eyes. And the “pick me! Pick me! Love me! Love me!” smile? Here’s Emmy at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party in LA last night still trying to drum up interest in her singing career. In case you haven’t had the displeasure, she has a myspace page with samples of her Rossum music. Full Story

Rubbing Off Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 08:49:34 September 21, 2007 08:49:34

He cut her loose but it looks like Jessica Simpson left something behind… her cheese and her orange fake tan. Check out John Mayer last night at the VH1 Save the Music gala last night. Performing on cruise ships, now happily rockin’ the foundation, more and more it’s becoming evident: he and Jess really were well suited. Full Story

Rossum Makes a Video!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2007 13:00:08 August 27, 2007 13:00:08

Cheese Rossum music deserves a cheese Rossum video. So of course Emmy had to put her songs to film, applying nauseating facial expressions to go along with her nauseating lyrics and nauseating “opera” enunciation and delivery:Slow me downDon’t let love pass me by, justShow me how ‘cause I’m ready to fall These photos certainly do the words justice, non? Here’s Emmy on her video shoot the other day, emoting Rossumly in a red dress and angel curls. Full Story