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Rossum and the Astronaut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2007 09:10:48 August 9, 2007 09:10:48

Seriously…this is all time. All.F&CKING.TIME. The most nauseating Rossum ever!!! Is that redundant? First, Rossum at some party last night wearing red and waves and her trademark teacher’s pet smile. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: The Rossum Record!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2007 12:00:00 July 31, 2007 12:00:00

As mentioned a few weeks ago, Emmy Rossum is trying to sing. Click here for a refresher on how she Rossumed the American national anthem. It’s the way old ladies sing at church. Anyway, her new record was released today online – here’s the album cover and note the title: Inside Out, lyrics are as follows: “Inside out/Before you now/Bare these bones/And lay me down…Will you take me as I am?” Hurl. Full Story

Audio Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2007 00:00:00 June 27, 2007 00:00:00

EXTREME CAUTION. You WILL be nauseous…be warned. Emmy Rossum bringing the Full Rossum to race car driving this past weekend. She sang the national anthem and to be fair, Emmy has a decent voice. Even a good voice. Full Story

Punk Ass Cheap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2007 00:00:00 June 22, 2007 00:00:00

What’s worse than Rossum? What’s worse than Rossum is a CHEAP celebrity. What’s worse than a CHEAP celebrity are two CHEAP celebrities. Both successful, both earning millions, both with new projects on the go…both in Toronto last weekend treated to a complimentary dinner at a posh supper club. Full Story

Shelf Ass Who???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2007 00:00:00 June 15, 2007 00:00:00

Pip has a HUUUUUGE ego. And most of the time, his ego is total Rossum. But on occasion, especially when his ego doesn’t appreciate getting trumped by an overzealous publicity team for a B List actress, Pipsqueak’s ego is extremely entertaining. Full Story

The Ultimate Love Letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Total cheese…but I can’t help it. Am swept away. And it wasn’t even for me. A little over the top of course but the Pitts have a message to convey, a conveniently timed f&ck you to the tabloids who insist their love is on the rocks. Au contraire, Brad Pitt is clearly in love with his baby mother, or at least wants you to believe it, and to show her, and us, he commissioned a love letter engraved in gold, enclosed in a gold envelope, delivered on the occasion of the couple’s triumphant trip to Cannes. Full Story

Mandy Moore: MTV Real

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

She’s brave, she’s courageous, she is existing and thriving in Hollywood while refusing to fit herself into the Thin Box. Mandy Moore deserves our love, non? Not really down with the dress, the dress is made of Prom. But am totally down with how she wears it, full on curvaceous and full on sexy. Full Story

Vocal Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2007 00:00:00 June 1, 2007 00:00:00

Two months of Rossum-free existence accumulated to form one large bout of nausea…all captured on her MySpace! So apparently Emmy Rossum, for lack of a bonafide acting career, is now looking to release an album. Full Story

The Best Rossum Ever!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

You will laugh your ass off… so pathetically obvious, so pathetically cheese, so desperate, so contrived – only Paris Hilton, you know? Only Paris is capable of this kind of blatant Rossum. All because of 45 days in the slammer…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Check it out – Hollywood Ebola in virginal white, with her Mommy and her Wittle Sister, hands clasped piously, leaving church yesterday as cameras just happened to commemorate the moment… can you believe this piece of sh-t? And what is it? Like the 10th day in the row she’s worn white? Can a new wardrobe save her from prison? Can a new wardrobe close the black hole between her legs? Undecided on the first count, absolutely NOT on the second. Full Story

The Return of Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

What’s sugar and sweet and makes you sick??? Here’s Emmy Rossum, angelic and innocent and doe-eyed and delightful last night at a charity event…per usual. And per usual, vomit rises. Like…what is she wearing? Nothing more irritating than seeing Emmy walking around in white and lace and frills channeling Dakota Fanning. Full Story

KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly got a lot heavier… which is what Junior had his eyes on the entire time. Full Story