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KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly got a lot heavier… which is what Junior had his eyes on the entire time. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Avril Lavigne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Being Canadian, I am “supposed” to like Avril Lavigne. But why? She’s an irritating whiney little punk. And worse yet – she’s a one trick pony. I will say however that I like the style evolution. I do think she looks good. But then she opens her mouth, and then she sings, and she tries to front all “original” but it’s the same old same old all over again and it’s hard to imagine anyone over 20 getting into the music, which she says is what it’s all about. Full Story

My Gwyneth and her babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

Well hello Moses. Hello very cute, very chubby Moses! See Moses and his mum leaving Spielberg’s house the other day. Yes. THAT Spielberg. Because that’s my Gwyneth, you know? She takes a princess to the Oscars and visits with her godfather Steven Spielberg, whom she affectionately calls Uncle Morty, and she extols the virtues of motherhood while standing beside her nanny. Full Story

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date I know you love to hate her. Now you can hate her even more. So you know my best friend’s Red Carpet Policy, right? She refuses to walk it with Chris, she refuses to put her relationship on display, she refuses even to say his name sometimes, using only “my husband” if she has to or “her Daddy” or “his Daddy” when speaking about him in relation to the children. Full Story

The Daily Perfection: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

At the GM fashion show last night. I mean seriously gossips… have you ever seen someone so appropriately dressed? So exactly in tune with her own nauseating Rossum? Who else but Emmy would wear a dress so assy and so … peach??? Who else but Emmy could bat her doe eyes so sweetly and pull out her signature baby girl smile and begged to be petted? The only shame here is that she didn’t stay in that gorgessity all night. Full Story

My Gwyneth: Diamond Philanthropy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Thursday night in NYC, my Gwynnie hosted an auction to benefit the American Cancer Society and she looked ravishing. Red lips, red laces, super short skirt, long toned leg, stuck up per usual – love, love, love. And yes… OF COURSE she talked about being a mother and about going back to work and about how going back to work will make her more interesting as a mother. Full Story

Valentine Rossum: Emmy Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Would Valentine’s be Valentines if you weren’t feeling a little sick? Emmy at some JC Penny event – oh look! She’s wearing a demure little off-white dress with flowers on the hem! Oh look! She’s posing like a 12 year old goody goody angling for teacher’s attention! Oh look! She’s smiling her beguiling smile: I’m Emmy Rossum. Full Story

The Daily Bitchslap: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

As is often the case, sugar sweet conceals a raging cow. And if you’ve been reading my column for long enough, you are no doubt quite familiar with Emmy’s nasty reputation – behind those doe-eyes lies a first class c-bomb and if a bitch can set herself apart during fashion week, among the cattiest queens in the business, you know her inner Mean must be legendary, right? So why keep a Legend hidden backstage? “Emmy Rossum is a nightmare to work with. Full Story

Tara Reid: Suitor Identified & Destiny Fulfilled?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

Remember what I wrote yesterday? About Tara Reid’s best hope in life? Click here for a refresher - it looks like Tara’s destiny is on the horizon. If you recall, last month, some Australian shmuck paid something like $100,000 to fly Tara and her ghetto tits Down Under to promote whatever it is that he sells. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

She’s hawking her own line of high end clothing – according to UK tabloids she’s hired model Daniella Sarahyba as the face of her designs. The reason: Danielle is what Posh calls “voluptuous”, specifically chosen because Mrs Beckham does not want to promote excessive thinness, preferring instead to show young girls what a healthy body looks like. Full Story