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The Daily Gorgessity…and Claire Danes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Together at Narciso Rodriguez. Not even Rachel Weisz in all her glory can make up for Claire Danes and that smirk. It’s the smirk that’s sealed it for me… Was undecided this morning about the Karma Face but firmly planted in the Still-a-Homewrecker-always-a-Homewrecker corner now. But enough about that tramp…how about Rachel? Oscar’s Supporting Actress coming to the end of her reign, she was the lock last year – is it weird to you that Jennifer Hudson is filling those shoes this time around? And speaking of shoes… Look at these precious babies. Full Story

Claire Danes: a Karma Face Question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2007 12:00:00 February 7, 2007 12:00:00

Fashion Week – she made it to one of the shows. Is her Karma Face receding? Has the Goddess forgiven the homewreckage? Or is that a lifetime thing – the modern version of the scarlett letter branded all over her face? I can’t decide – from certain angles there’s a lot of suffering going on. And then there’s the closeup. Full Story

Claire Danes: Homewrecker Moves On

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Tired of clinging to a man who didn’t want to marry her, Claire Danes has found herself another boyfriend – British actor Hugh Dancy who bears a curious resemblance to Billy Crudup…maybe not a bad move given their inauspicious beginning, she might not want to be looking over her shoulder every five minutes, you know? Still…the payback effects of homewrecking run deep. Full Story

Toni McKay will never age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

Probably the worst piece of acting, like, ever but that moment when Dylan pulled Toni out of the car, after she’d been killed by a bullet originally intended for Dylan by a mercenary hired by her father to remove him from her life – in the pouring rain, with Brandon trailing behind, Dylan wept and cursed the sky, signaling his first exit from the show to “grieve and find himself”. Full Story

The Daily Karma Face: Claire Danes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

In London at the Serpentine Gallery event yesterday. Twenty-six going on forty - you see what happens when you steal from a pregnant woman? That"s right, y"all. It"s karma face splashed all over Claire Danes. Feng shui payback at its finest. I mean, look…look at those eyes. Those are eyes that haven"t seen joy in a long, long time. Full Story

Claire Danes: Beautiful dress, bad bad person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

Also at a charity event this weekend. LOVE this dress. But look at her eyes, y’all. Look at her face. You already know what my mother calls this face, right? That’s right, gossips. This is karma face. To go along with her karma womb. The effects of homewrecking eating away at the fresh-faced beauty we saw in Romeo & Juliet. Full Story

Mary Louise Parker at the CFDA nominations

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

One of my favourites, particularly on the West Wing. Who wouldn’t sympathise with a woman deserted in her 8th month? But as much as I adore Mary Louise Parker, I am also very frightened by the size of her mouth. Was it always this big? On a related note, she apparently showed up at this event along with Claire Danes. Full Story

From Brian K: on Mary Louise Parker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

I was personally very happy when Mary Louise beat the desperate housewives at the Golden Globes. She seems very talented in Weeds. How do you feel, anything we need to know about this actress? Dear Brian, I like her. Lazy drawl, very sexy. West Wing. Her and Josh. My fave. I only know what you know. Full Story