They came first! I was 21 when Before Sunrise came out. It hit me where I lived. Who didn’t want to go to Europe and fall in love on a train? Please. This, for a while, was your Summer Crush screenplay, wasn’t it? I will always be 21 when I watch Before Sunrise. Full Story

Oh my God, with this, Ethan Hawke. Are you serious? Elaine loves to taunt Michelle and me about our teenage love for him. I have to admit, it feels embarrassing in retrospect. Not because he wasn’t cute then, or appealing to our young selves, but because there’s that sanctimonious thing that is so exhausting – that guy who first burst your bubble about sweatshops when you thought your clothes were cute, or who pointed out how everyone gets lonelier as they get older and life’s a bitch and your children leave you and it’s pointless. Full Story

Last week I posted these pictures of Ethan Hawke gone platinum and you yelled at me. My friend Michelle yelled at me a little over Blackberry Messenger. It’s the Reality Bites connection. Or maybe Before Sunrise/Sunset and now Midnight. Yes. Full Story

Ethan Hawke. At the premiere of Clive in New York. He directs and stars in the play. The play is not about Billy Idol. Ethan Hawke used to be my jam. It was that movie, right? That f-cking movie. When, at 21, you don’t know any better. That was before the sh-tty erotica. Some crushes though, they leave a stain. Full Story

No, actually, I’m not referring to James Franco although I don’t blame you for assuming that the pretension belongs to him since, well, obviously. And there is actually a line in this article that reads: (Ethan Hawke is) James Franco minus the meta-smirk.Here’s Hawke on the cover of the Winter issue of NUVO Magazine. Full Story

Don’t be mad at me but I’ve run out of time now and can’t write up the Fassy Zoey article from last night. They were at the CAA SmartWater party. Together. And OMG, it’s hot and crazy at the same time. But more on that later. To make up for how much I suck, please find attached some great photos of Michael Fassbender signing autographs for fans at his hotel yesterday and at the Shame presser today. Full Story

Or cheat. Have mentioned this before but Troy Dyer was the boy for my early 20s. When that kind of idealistic bullsh-t seemed romantic. I will say however that I never liked his corny erotica. At any age. Which, along with maturity, I guess, and of course the fact that he cheated on his wife Uma, contributed to the de-quiveration of Ethan Hawke. Full Story

A quick photo post – Ethan Hawke in London today for an appearance on GMTV in a very well tailored suit, not something Troy Dyer would wear at all, hell no, but it brings back Troy memories anyway because, like many of you, and my friend Michelle, that was how I like him best. He looks hot, non? what is it with the stage? Jude Law too. Full Story

Ethan Hawke was at the roof lounge at the Hyatt two nights ago, possibly last night too but my toes refused to cooperate. Michelle, who has been in love with Troy Dyer since 1994 lost her sh*t a little bit. He did look good. Gaunt…but good. And not even smarmy. Wasn’t working on an erotic poem scribbled hastily on a bar napkin. Full Story

1995/1996. Reality Bites was my life. Final year of university, no clue what to do, a lifelong obsession with Winona Ryder, I smoked cigarettes incessantly, cut my hair like her shag, wore baggy dresses over tank tops and chucks, never went to class, and videotaped the last 3 months of our lives. As lame as that sounds, my friend Timmy and I, we watched that footage back just last year and had the best laughs ever. Full Story

There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine Full Story

Gaunt and tired though still not as rough as Billy Crudup, check out Ethan Hawke at the Tisch School of the Arts gala in New York last night. I remember last year at TIFF 2006, even though he’s a smarmy perv, I fully expected to be attracted to him at the Valentino-sponsored after party for the film adaptation of his corny little book The Hottest State at Kultura in Toronto. Full Story

Oh tortured artist. Oh poet. Oh suffering soul. Oh dirty cheater! Words to describe Ethan Hawke a few years ago and now following in those illustrious unfaithful footsteps – Ryan Phillippe. Ryan of course is now officially divorced from Reese Witherspoon who like a proper lady is only now flaunting her relationship with Jakey G because she’s formally a single a woman – the papers went through just a few weeks ago. Full Story

Hate myself for finding him sexy. Because Ethan Hawke is such a cheesedick, he really is. But I loved Reality Bites and there’s something about being stupid and 21 and what you find attractive at 21 that you can never shake, no matter how much growing you do in between. Troy Dyer is the kind of loser only a college student would want to take home. Full Story