Eva Longoria - the bitch looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00
It pains me, gossips. It pains me to say it, especially since I hate this egomaniacal tramp. And in spite of all that, I can"t deny she looks gorgeous. Lovely skin, lovely hair, lovely dress. Lovely all around. Except on the inside. On the inside she"s a shameless slut. Which is why she will never win a Golden Globe. Or an Emmy. Or an Oscar. She would, however, be a perfect revenge f&ck for Nick Lachey. And if that ever happens, I will take Eva Longoria off my Hate List and kiss her small, tight, shapely ass for an entire week in my column. I promise.

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