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ELP > SJP?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 07:40:04 June 12, 2008 07:40:04

What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story

Sit DOWN Eva Longoria!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2008 13:50:00 May 15, 2008 13:50:00

Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? Maybe a Hot Harry on a Horse sex tape. Full Story

The Girls Without KatE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 06:11:10 April 17, 2008 06:11:10

Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her friendship with Victoria and she explained that they were all about hanging out at each other’s houses and “eating”. Full Story

The Gift That’s Too Tight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 12:17:48 March 24, 2008 12:17:48

Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same rumour you started? Mindtwister. Full Story

Shopping with Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 06:08:38 March 24, 2008 06:08:38

Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last year about the pap flashes affecting his epilepsy? Don’t forget though, she did say very recently in an interview with British Vogue that she’s only photographed when she wants to be photographed. Full Story

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How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 07:01:31 March 5, 2008 07:01:31

If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of course Victoria dressed for the occasion – appropriately. Full Story

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Soap Opera Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2008 08:22:38 January 25, 2008 08:22:38

You’d think, now that she’s been on prime time for almost 5 years, that Eva Longoria could finally stop dressing for daytime tv, non? This is what happens when you work with Ken Paves. Ugh. So here’s Eva in London promoting her new movie Over Her Dead Body about, I’m serious, a woman who meets a man whose girlfriend just died. Full Story

Did Tony Cheat?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 07:26:50 December 13, 2007 07:26:50

A professional athlete cheating on his wife – it’s certainly not hard to believe. But call me Cruise… based on evidence revealed so far, I don’t believe. Do you believe? Did Tony Parker cheat on Eva Longoria immediately after they were married? Some French model is claiming to x17online.com Full Story

Stars for Soccer – Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Saturday – David Beckham’s debut for the LA Galaxy vs Chelsea. He sat out the first half, came in late to thunderous applause as his wife, behind sunglasses and a cute black dress, sipped champagne from a private box, deeply engaged in conversation with the always opportunistic Eva Longoria. Full Story

Monday, July 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Madonna!

On entertainment and performance value, even two years from 50, Madge is still the platinum standard.

Looked great, sounded fierce, body crazy fit RUNNING on 4 inch Louboutins, the hottest dancers, the best variety, the sharpest choreography…and the Camel Toe. It was a perfect performance. PERFECT. So if you haven’t yet, you must YouTube.

Sorry ‘bout the late start today. Am knackered after a whirlwind one day trip to Calgary yesterday. Was too short a stay to get the full Cowboys experience but my love and admiration goes out to the city and its people: Calgary Stampede is a first class, world class event. Hoping for a longer visit next year but will be back in Calgary in 2 weeks for a killer party. Details to follow.

Monday, live blogging, check back often. Am writing as quickly as I can.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Eva Longoria got married… have you heard???