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Friday, July 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You know it’s a slow week when every frickin’ detail of Eva Longoria’s pre-wedding prep has been documented with meticulous attention.

Am headed to Calgary for one day on Sunday shooting for eTalk. Hopefully will be able to enjoy some Stampede festivities and perhaps pop in to the infamous Cowboys? Where Hot Harry on a Horse dabbled in some Canadian low classy? Would love to do a shot of tequila off a set of fake tits purchased for staff by the establishment’s generous owners. Word is, during Stampede, the girls who work it the hardest can earn up to ten grand a night. A NIGHT??? I scoffed at first but I suppose preying on the horny and rich can be a lucrative business.

Finally Friday, am online all day, refresh often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

The Death of Good Taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Norbit ruled the box office this weekend.   Norbit. Starring Eddie Murphy in a fat suit, mauled by critics, panned by insiders, and still somehow it climbed to the top of the movie mountain. Personal preference is paramount…absolutely. But seriously, doesn’t a film like Norbit, essentially the same recycled, rehashed garbage previously released as The Nutty Professor – doesn’t a film like this, all films like this, don’t they defy the standard difference of opinion and just qualify as pure, unadulterated SH-T??? And for that matter – who outside of white trash would actually consider THIS an elegant, classy wedding invitation??? …tha F&CK??? Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, supposedly it’s theirs. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: new brown, still tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2007 12:00:00 February 8, 2007 12:00:00

Ken Paves is at it again. I call this Hope Hair. You ever watch Days of Our Lives? I watched in the glory 80s, stopped after tenth grade. Bo and Hope – my favourite couple. Kristian Alfonso was Eva Longoria before Eva Longoria. Loved her. Then she dropped a ton of weight and put in some scary ass tits, though I heard she’s since chilled out a bit. Full Story

Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Eva Longoria is starting to scare me. Once upon a time, Eva Longoria was the SJP of the post-SATC era. Eager to be noticed, desperate to be photographed, obnoxiously obvious in red carpet choices. But now Eva is engaged. Eva is – supposedly – done with the famewhore antics, the pleas for attention, the tits and ass appeal that has defined her success so far. Full Story

Bitches at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

Hands down, without a doubt, the two biggest bitches at Sundance – Teri Hatcher and Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. First Teri – saw her hangin’ off her man (ex boyfriend of Eva Longoria) arriving at the Village at the Lift where the Fred Segal suite was open for business. Pappies were flashing, she seemed smug and sated about finally finding herself a fool willing to date her, and at the same time desperately aware of the absurdity of the situation – he is, after all, a decent looking man with prospects. Full Story

Alyssa Milano: the go-to rebound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

I’m told she had a pretty serious boyfriend as of December and they were still together at Christmas but apparently Alyssa Milano was with Justin Timberlake in Vegas just before the weekend, along with his mother and Eva Longoria, partying in his private suite with a basketball court. As you recall, JT hooked up with Milano shortly after breaking up with Britney - a shortlived romance punctuated by a few “walk of shame” morning photos before he supposedly called it off because of age. Full Story

Most Surprising: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

No…she wasn’t a standout either way, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing, is it? Like SJP before her, Eva was content to be adequate, to know her place, to resist the urge to reach beyond her station or camera-hog at every opportunity and irritate the free smutting world in the process. Believe it or not gossips…for the first time in a long time, Eva was rather chill. Full Story

People’s Choice Half Ass: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

She won…but did she really care? Doesn’t look like it. Especially for a girl who, like it or not, always makes an effort, her appearance last night was an afterthought. Bet your boob job we won’t be saying the same thing next week. Source Full Story

Eva Longoria: too busy, too orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

In Paris the other day - overtanned, overaccessorised, totally overrated, and apparently back together with Tony Parker...thank Goddess. I have no idea if she cheated with Mario Lopez but if she did, this broad is dumber than I thought, although she and Jessica Simpson are both coiffed by Ken Paves so I suppose it"s no coincidence? But seriously. Full Story

Monday, August 28, 2006 Dear gossips, The Emmys. Is it just me or do you miss Sex & The City? In fact, I miss the girls AND I miss the Friends. Believe it, I’m even more shocked than you are. Because even though the quality is perhaps better, with shows I now love more and tv that’s much more must see, you have to admit there’s a palpable dearth in fashion intrigue when the award for most anticipated red carpet arrival was bestowed upon Eva Longoria. WTF??? Quick tangents: - is Jaclyn Smith aging well or what? - Candy Spelling…GREAT job honey. Always knew this woman was a bitch to be reckoned with but those tears put her in a category all her own. Not excessive, the illusion of authenticity, a son by her side perfectly directed, said it before and I’ll say it again – Tori Spelling, Hollywood Welfare, karma calamity, thank Goddess. - does Wentworth Miller have a personality? Just asking… - Uhhhh…Nancy O’Dell – can you say awkward? Bringing up Oscar with Annette Bening? Are you crazy??? - Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, comedy quiveration for the loins. Yum. - When the F*CK is Jane Kaczmarek going to win an Emmy, dammit??? - Mariska Hargitay? LOVE. - The adorable, incomparable Blythe Danner? Tony & Emmy Award winning, legendary actress of the stage and screen, mother of my best friend Gwyneth? LOVE, LOVE - The Academy allowing Conan to closet the GMD? LOVE LOVE LOVE. In today’s issue: all Emmy and just a little Pitt.

Best White: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2006 12:00:00 August 28, 2006 12:00:00

Will rush through this, really can’t bear it but have to admit, she surprised me. In my opinion, it’s her best colour. And she doesn’t look cheap. And it isn’t clinging to her body. And her boyfriend is really cute. And if anyone can pull off an over-tan, I suppose it’s her. Although the hair isn’t great, the earrings too. Full Story