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The uninspired work of Ken Paves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2006 12:00:00 June 22, 2006 12:00:00

Ken Paves is Jessica Simpson’s main gay, also known as her hairstylist. As it turns out, Ken also does Eva Longoria. Thing is, I’m sure Ken is talented and I’m sure he’s coiffed and created some beautiful manes in the past, but going purely from these 2 subjects alone, I’m thinking he might want to recruit some new clients. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they shove themselves in front of the camera at inappropriate moments, and like Teri Hatcher who originally inspired the expression during the Golden Globes in January, should really just "SIT DOWN and SHUT THE F*C K UP. Full Story

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 Dear gossips, What else is there to talk about? IT happened. And unless you relegated yourself to gossip detox for the better part of the afternoon and evening, you probably already know that Little Sci made her arrival today weighing in at 7-7 and measuring 20 inches long. Kinda surprising considering her father"s gay midget proportions but whatever, it"s not like anyone thinks he"s a legitimate spawning source anyway. In today"s issue: discussing the name, interesting insider details about the Parade interview, stifling Eva Longoria, Amanda Peet"s atrocious fashion sense, Whitney gets help, and a little Hoff inspiration to brighten up your day.

Eva Longoria: would this bitch shut up???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2006 12:00:00 April 18, 2006 12:00:00

So she"s out and about promoting The Sentinel. And now that she"s getting a little taste of film life, all of a sudden she"s reinventing her vampy image, claiming she doesn’t understand why she"s always asked about her sexual proclivities, blaming "media spin" for turning her into a perceived horny snatch. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

At the NCLR ALMA Awards nominations. The bronzer, the hair, the pale lips…it doesn"t work for me. But what really drives home the ugly is the dress. First of all, it looks budget. REALLY budget. More importantly, however, it is ridiculously wrinkled. Those lines across the entire bodice are horrid. Full Story

From G: on Rachel McAdams and Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

i say kudos to rachel for not dropping trou for tom ford. first of all, i don"t see how it can help her career. will it really help scarlett"s and keira"s? (what is the fascination with keira and that smirk of hers?) anyway, i am proud of rachel for deciding getting nekkid wasn"t her thing. hey just getting naked for ryan gosling would be enough for me. Full Story

Jamie & Eva???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2006 12:00:00 January 18, 2006 12:00:00

Oh Goddess. Please help. Rumours are swirling that Eva Longoria got her skank ass all up in Jamie Foxx"s face the other night and that they were seen making out at various parties after the Globes. While Page 6 is reporting that their flirtation was quite innocent, Ted Casablanca seems to be alluding to something much naughtier in his most recent daily missive. Full Story

Best Gay – Isaac Mizrahi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

There were sparks coming out of my television, I swear to Goddess. Unfortunately, I can’t find a photo of him but can we just say he’s a huge improvement over that nauseating beard, Star Jones? In fact, I think the E! network has just found their permanent replacement for Joan Rivers. Anyone who has the gay balls to ask Eva Longoria about her bald Brazilian bush is alright by me. Full Story

Worst Makeup – Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

Did I enjoy writing that? You bet your boob job I did. Eva Longoria arrived on the red carpet expecting people to fall all over themselves and anoint her as the one to beat. Unfortunately, she grossly miscalculated. First – the ghetto weave. That thing was barely a step up from Beyonce. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Full Story

Sunday, January 15, 2006 Dear Gossips, As promised, this is a mailbag issue, complete with many of your blind item guesses and other gossip related questions. However, as most of you know, we are in the middle of a smut cyclone and you"ll be happy to note that it was a frickin" busy weekend! Brad, Angie, Jessica, Gwyneth, pre-Globe sightings, and the list goes on and on. So before we begin our weekly Q&A, let"s get caught up, shall we? In today"s issue: the Pitts go to Haiti, a compliment for Eva Longoria that almost sent me into cardiac arrest, Gwyneth is pregnant and looking like ass, an unbruised Jessica out and about, and my obsession with Natalie Portman.

Eva Longoria - the bitch looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

It pains me, gossips. It pains me to say it, especially since I hate this egomaniacal tramp. And in spite of all that, I can"t deny she looks gorgeous. Lovely skin, lovely hair, lovely dress. Lovely all around. Except on the inside. On the inside she"s a shameless slut. Which is why she will never win a Golden Globe. Full Story