Eva Mendes Gossip

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So what if he’s dumb?

June 17, 2009 13:25:00 Posted at June 17, 2009 13:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura wants me removed from the building. Because for the last several minutes I have been panting and moaning about holy f-cking hot man sh-t Jamie Dornan’s new CK ads with Eva Mendes. In her words: You need a towel and some time to yourself. Please. Do you know how many hours I have spent enduring her Robert Pattinson groans? Friendship is about fairness. Full Story

Globes Worst White: Eva Mendes

January 12, 2009 07:56:14 Posted at January 12, 2009 07:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her necklace, yes. But she looks the same. Over and over again, she’s wearing the same strapless dress in a different colour and her hair’s up and teased with a fringe…again. That’s the thing about this girl. She’s so attractive and yet she totally fades into the background. Full Story

Wholesome and wifely

December 8, 2008 13:44:08 Posted at December 8, 2008 13:44:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson with Eva Mendes and Samuel L Jackson in Berlin promoting The Spirit. Like… where’s the bombshell sexpot? Scarjo is married now. So the girls get tucked in. Instead, she’s going for wholesome even though she plays a femme fatale in the film due out Christmas Day. Full Story

The MiniVan hates nipples

August 5, 2008 07:55:44 Posted at August 5, 2008 07:55:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can. Here’s a screen cap of what’s supposed to be the controversial frame. Full Story

2008 Spirit Awards

February 20, 2008 06:48:27 Posted at February 20, 2008 06:48:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most stars will be in LA this weekend for the Oscars and for the Spirits Awards and of course for the parties. The Soho House Grey Goose Club on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night looks to be where the best party’s at especially since Vanity Fair has been cancelled. Last year, Leo, Cameron, even Jennifer Aniston dropped in at Soho House Grey Goose Club to kick off Oscar weekend. Full Story

Selma Healthy and Sparkly

February 10, 2008 23:48:02 Posted at February 10, 2008 23:48:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s the difference between Selma Blair, Eva Mendes, and my Kiki compared to Lindsay Lohan and Paris and Britney and even Kiefer Sutherland…? Selma, Eva, and Kiki went to rehab without first getting behind the wheel and trying to kill people. They went to rehab quietly, without mounting public pressure, and not as part of a public relations strategy to regain public and professional support. Full Story

Pregnancy Grows the Alba Bitch

January 10, 2008 07:03:37 Posted at January 10, 2008 07:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What happens to a Demon Bitch when the hormones are raging? In Alba’s case, the bitch get bigger! Jessica Alba’s Elle Magazine interview – she called out Zac Efron the other day for being effeminate and it turns the out the new fairy It Boy of Hollywood wasn’t the only recipient of her wrath. Full Story

From Crush to Hate

October 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like their roles, his disappointment quickly becomes disdain. Full Story

The Thinnification of Eva Mendes?

July 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps it’s only the shadow and the light, but the Latin luscious curves of Eva Mendes appear to have dwindled considerably. Another victim of the Hollywood starvation standard…or is it just me?  Full Story

Eva Mendes: MTV Boring

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes hurts me. Because she is sooooo lovely. Which is why her dressing problem is particularly painful. The wasted potential is painful. That dress is painful. And this bag…this bag is most painful of all. On its own? For lunch at The Ivy? Giv’er. But on a carpet? Dump that sh-t on a publicist and go hands free! So bland, so underwhelming, so not worthy of Eva Mendes…a knockout who doesn’t stand out. Full Story