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Eva Mendes: MTV Boring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Eva Mendes hurts me. Because she is sooooo lovely. Which is why her dressing problem is particularly painful. The wasted potential is painful. That dress is painful. And this bag…this bag is most painful of all. On its own? For lunch at The Ivy? Giv’er. But on a carpet? Dump that sh-t on a publicist and go hands free! So bland, so underwhelming, so not worthy of Eva Mendes…a knockout who doesn’t stand out. Full Story

No Excuses Necessary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing with fame, that it can’t be easy living under a microscope…somehow, if acting is really what you’re serious about, it is possible to end up normal. Full Story

Jack & Rose Reunited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

Titanic was on tv the other day. I watched for a bit and even though I saw it twice 10 years ago, it was like seeing it again for the first time – I think I discarded every scene but the cheesy ones from memory. Anyway…they both looked SO young. And Titanic Leo was SUCH a Pipsqueak Leo. And his floppy hair was SO Tiger Beat Leo. Full Story

The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. Have you seen The Yards? Joaquin plays off type – VERY sexy - but I can’t stomach multiple viewings. Full Story

Rosario Dawson: The Queen of Always Miss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

If Eva Mendes is the Queen of Just Miss, of small flaws that turn a masterpiece into mediocrity, then Rosario Dawson has to be the Queen of Always Miss - for taking her Goddess given slamdunk beauty and never failing at every opportunity to f&ck it all up. Maybe this haircut is for a movie, maybe it was an artistic sacrifice…I certainly hope so. Full Story

Eva Mendes: The Queen of Just Miss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

Let me preface by saying I think Eva Mendes is fantastic: I"m thrilled her career is taking off, I"m thrilled she"s with Joaquin Phoenix, and I"m even more thrilled his morosity is getting a much needed lift from her Latina loving. But here"s the thing with Eva Mendes - is it just me or does she always just miss? Not a big miss but a little miss, just enough to throw you off, just enough to keep away the superlatives - is it just me? Have a look…two separate outings this weekend. Full Story

The Daily sh-tty Tits: Eva Mendes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2006 12:00:00 September 14, 2006 12:00:00

Eva Mendes is gorgeous… but this girl needs a new stylist. And a bra wouldn’t hurt either. Saggy tits are one thing… banana boat tits constitute a whole new level of atrocity altogether. Especially during fashion week.  Full Story

Most Improved: Eva Mendes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00

It’s been a while, you know? Since she’s stepped onto a carpet without shaming her natural goddess-given gorgessity? The hair might be a little boring and it’s probably a little too safe but hey I’ll take this any time over the highly offensive Victorian ass dress she wore to the Costume Institute Gala last month. Full Story

From Eloise in Australia: Cate for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00

hey lainey i"ve noticed you still have an empty spot on your freebie five, so i thought i"d suggest cate blanchett.she"s pretty in a kind of plain yet interesting way, she can actually act and she"s australian (all good things). what do you reckon? Dear Eloise: LOVE Cate. Was disappointed at her yellow Oscar dress last year but love her all the same. Full Story