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The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix

March 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. Have you seen The Yards? Joaquin plays off type – VERY sexy - but I can’t stomach multiple viewings. Full Story

Rosario Dawson: The Queen of Always Miss

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If Eva Mendes is the Queen of Just Miss, of small flaws that turn a masterpiece into mediocrity, then Rosario Dawson has to be the Queen of Always Miss - for taking her Goddess given slamdunk beauty and never failing at every opportunity to f&ck it all up. Maybe this haircut is for a movie, maybe it was an artistic sacrifice…I certainly hope so. Full Story

Eva Mendes: The Queen of Just Miss

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me preface by saying I think Eva Mendes is fantastic: I"m thrilled her career is taking off, I"m thrilled she"s with Joaquin Phoenix, and I"m even more thrilled his morosity is getting a much needed lift from her Latina loving. But here"s the thing with Eva Mendes - is it just me or does she always just miss? Not a big miss but a little miss, just enough to throw you off, just enough to keep away the superlatives - is it just me? Have a look…two separate outings this weekend. Full Story

The Daily sh-tty Tits: Eva Mendes

September 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes is gorgeous… but this girl needs a new stylist. And a bra wouldn’t hurt either. Saggy tits are one thing… banana boat tits constitute a whole new level of atrocity altogether. Especially during fashion week.  Full Story

Most Improved: Eva Mendes

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while, you know? Since she’s stepped onto a carpet without shaming her natural goddess-given gorgessity? The hair might be a little boring and it’s probably a little too safe but hey I’ll take this any time over the highly offensive Victorian ass dress she wore to the Costume Institute Gala last month. Full Story

From Eloise in Australia: Cate for the Freebie 5

January 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

hey lainey i"ve noticed you still have an empty spot on your freebie five, so i thought i"d suggest cate blanchett.she"s pretty in a kind of plain yet interesting way, she can actually act and she"s australian (all good things). what do you reckon? Dear Eloise: LOVE Cate. Was disappointed at her yellow Oscar dress last year but love her all the same. Full Story