There were 500 million photos taken of George Clooney and his new piece yesterday. And like maybe 10 of Ewan McGregor. Please. I get it that who George is nailing is a matter of great international gossip importance. But Ewan deserves more than 10 frames. Then again, Ewan doesn’t exactly ask for it either. Full Story

Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it for the press. Full Story

Am currently kissing Laura’s ass. Every day. Laura is running our TIFF programme. Which means she makes the call on who gets assigned for which interviews/carpets/screenings. Normally I try to stay off the junket board until I’m told. It can get tedious going from room to room asking the same questions, trying to make magic with only 3 – 5 minutes stuck in a small room opposite a surly actor. Full Story

It doesn’t hit you until it’s too late. The vodka swirls. And a raging headache results the next morning. Just came from the studio to do a few voiceovers for the show. It was a sunglasses ON day. What helps? Hair of the Dog, they say? How about Hair of the Ewan? In Shanghai for the closing ceremony of the film festival, casual in chucks for the photo call and then dressed up and delicious with his wife on the red carpet. Full Story

If ever there was a day for some Ewan, this would be it. Ewan can help take away the memories – knee deep in stanky water with a plunger and not enough towels. Scourgify! This is Ewan working some really great hair at LAX with his wife en route for Hong Kong wearing the sh-t out of those jeans. Full Story

At Regis & Kelly and Good Morning America today in New York promoting Angels & Demons which hits theatres this week. So far Angels has not been as controversial as Da Vinci. Not even close. And while it hasn’t received great reviews, critics have been kinder to it than its predecessor. We can all probably agree – the Da Vinci movie sucked so much sh-t. Full Story

Can you think of a better way to wake up? It’s Ewan McGregor in Rome with Tom Hanks and the cast of Angels & Demons beginning what’s expected to be a big push promotional tour to compete for the box office during a very crowded May. Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine just opened with impressive results, Star Trek is on the way, Angels is the week after followed by Terminator Salvation on the 21st. Full Story

Ewan McGregor. He is 38 today. These aren’t great shots but it’s Ewan, it’s enough. He’s in Berlin and there was a party and famous people were invited. Like Kim Cattrall and Pierce Brosnan and Roman Polanski and who is that bitch in behind him looking like she’s over it? If you were invited to celebrate Ewan’s birthday WITH HIM, would you be looking over it? Or would you be looking like he just made your life? Please. Full Story

Corny question but let me finish. Ewan McGregor was in Rome yesterday promoting the upcoming Angels & Demons with co-star Ayelet Zurer. Didn’t see Tom Hanks. F-ck I love Ewan McGregor. He’s a sweetheart (Miss Potter) and a black eyelined badboy (Trainspotting). An Angel and a Demon. Do you like your Ewan angelic or demonic? Or singing and dancing Moulin Rouge? He was wonderful in that too. Full Story

Thankfully, for every five useless f-cks at Sundance, there is a Ewan McGregor. It takes away the sting.I want. I die. Oh Ewan. He brought his quiver to the festival to promote I Love You Philip Morris with Jim Carrey, the true story of a Texas conman who broke out of prison 4 times. Ewan plays the love of his life Philip Morris. Full Story

It’s the season of giving, right? Well then today I give you Ewan McGregor having breakfast with a friend in Beverly Hills before hopping on his bike and speeding away. Hello horny, how are you? Ewan’s been shooting with George Clooney and others on Men Who Stare at Goats, filming in various locations, and then popping back to LA during down time which is why he’s spending more time there than usual this year. Full Story

Last night. Out in Hollywood. I don’t need to embellish this post with distracting words, do I? But just one detail, to heighten the arousal… Ewan is supposed to star with Daniel Craig in a movie called I, Lucifer. Carry on. Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

And we love him for it! Among other things… Ewan showed up at the Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards last night in West Hollywood looking sharp and a little dirty and as always, a hint of horny in his eyes. But not horny like ball scratchy hormone horny, any time anywhere club dude grunting on top of you with beer breath horny, but horny like let’s laugh all night and try on each other’s clothes and have a five minute argument and make up in bed wake up two weeks later, say goodbye and remember it forever horny. Full Story

The first still from I Love You Philip Morris has been released. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor leaning in for a hot smoldering kiss. You likey? The film is due out next year. And just because it’s Monday and we have a long week ahead, Ewan’s ad for Davidoff attached. Loins beware.  Full Story