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Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural. Supernatural shoots in Vancouver.
Ebola is COMING TO VANCOUVER.
There is no vaccine for Ebola Hilton.
It destroys everything.
Well done Supernatural. You’ll be exposing your show to disease and destruction.
I’m told Ebola will be in town for two days mid-August for a part that was originally offered to Nicole Richie, playing some kind of shapeshifting demon who shapeshifts into Paris Hilton and starts killing people.
Great. It’s playing itself.
And this is supposed to be funny and clever.
Vancouver and surrounding is already suffering from heatwave and now a virus is coming to try and take us out.
Perfect excuse to head to Vegas.
Be warned Vancouver – that sh-t is LETHAL.
File photo from Wenn.com