Tuesday, November 7, 2006
It’s an epidemic y’all…One by one, America’s Sweethearts are all turning into “happy”heads or cold bitches or both. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon…Faith Hill?
Then again, if you’ve been reading my column and my riddles long enough, you really shouldn’t be surprised, right? See Faith lose her sh-t here
. Terrible form, non?
But, as the Goddess would have it, when one diva explodes, another rises from the dead.
Britney Spears, y’all. Britney is messaging through Dave. More on that later.
Tuesday – continuous blogging throughout the day
, check back often for fresh posts, and if you missed anything from Monday, click on “THIS WEEK” to get caught up on new juicy smut you don’t want to overlook.
Tuesday is also Friday Night Lights…thank Goddess. Massive loin quiveration every time I hear that kid say “Lila”. I’m telling you gossips, if you’re not watching, you really should be.
Yours in gossip,
November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
In case you haven’t heard, Faith lost her sh-t at the CMA Awards last night. Oh but wait. She now says she was kidding:
“The idea that I would act disrespectful towards a fellow musician is unimaginable to me. For this to become a focus of attention given the talent gathered is utterly ridiculous. Full Story
November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Divorce has apparently robbed Jude Law of the highbrow, high-end lifestyle so terribly that he has to suffer the indignity of renting and scraping away for a home of his own, having ceded his 4 million pound Primrose Hill residence to Sadie and the children, along with 15 thousand pounds a month in alimony. Full Story
October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Jennifer braved Broadway last night for the 6th Annual 24 Hour Plays Benefit. Her friends and colleagues told People Magazine and anyone else who would listen that Jen was super talented and wonderful and gracious and didn"t talk about her personal life but contributed as much as anyone else, just a regular girl pitching in for a little fun and philanthropy before going home to Beverly Hills where she has just purchased a $15 million home close to her best friend Courteney Cox. Full Story
August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
I know the feeling. My mother shows no mercy at mahjong. During one particular family friendly she fleeced me for a hundred bucks and made me pay for dinner afterwards. She called it "training"…I call it torture, something 32 years with Ah Chicken has not tempered.
Needless to say, Tori"s c-bomb playbook is no match for Candy"s. Full Story
August 7, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 7, 2006 12:00:00
I do admire her, you know. Because forsaking the snotty top crust luxuries of Los Angeles and New York takes some courage, and not every over botoxed Hollywood heavyweight would deign to "keep it real" with the civilians, especially the kind of civilians who have made her husband who is, people who live modestly and gracefully far from the limelight. Full Story
June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
It is open war, y"all! And Candy Spelling knows how to play! Which means her pathetic plastic mess of a daughter really has no chance.
On the heels of Tori"s ridiculous Us Weekly cover story, Candy and Randy Spelling released a statement today:
"We are deeply saddened that, during our time of loss and grief, we are forced to respond to the media frenzy caused by the mean-spirited and surprising comments made by Tori to the press, just two days after the passing of (Aaron Spelling). Full Story
May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
I can"t look for too long, I really really can"t. And I am so relieved I decided to go shopping in London instead of stalking her at Primrose Hill. I don’t think I would have been able to handle seeing her like this in person. And this is dressed up! This is for some movie premiere two days ago!
Is this the Jude effect? Between Sadie"s decline and Sienna"s rapid de-cute-ification, we could be on to something. Full Story
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Been in London for only 2 days and I am so all over Madonna speaking with that stupid affected English accent. Except mine is better. LOVE London. LOVE Soho. Love the gays! And above all…I love love love Hoxton boys! Is that how you say it???
Tomorrow it’s on to Primrose Hill for a “ladies what lunch” stakeout – Sadie Frost, here I come. Will keep you posted.
I’ll keep these travelling posts short but smutty. Check back often for updates. Photos from Saving Face.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Whoever said that it was wrong to get over one love by finding another is full of sh*t. Trust me, it works every time. The problem is, it just doesn"t last. And it always happens when you least expect it to. Thursday night. I decided I needed a light and fluffy meaningless rental. So I hit up Blockbuster for the Uma Thurman straight to video flick called Prime. Hello Bryan Greenberg, goodbye Joaquin Phoenix. A couple of girls actually emailed me about this a few months ago, orgasmically panting about how hot the male lead was. Being the star snob that I am, I decided I didn"t recognise his name and ignored the heads up. Quite an oversight, as it turns out.
The movie is average, the man is HOT. For an entire day, it was all Bryan, all the time. But then I made the mistake of googling him this weekend. Turns out he was on One Tree Hill. That was problem #1. Problem #2 is that his looks are hit and miss. Sometimes he"s decent, sometimes he"s just goofy. Problem #3? Ummm…no prospects of superstardom any time soon. Unfortunately, Bryan is clearly NOT the Prime character I fell in love with.
Which naturally brought me back to Joaquin. I will never betray him like that again.
In today"s issue: Little Sci keeps us waiting, an update on Nicole and Keith, the truth about the Mortimer moniker, Britney and Kevin happy in Atlanta, Fergie celebrates without Josh?, discussing the Michael Douglas rumour, and a brand new smutty riddle.
March 12, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at March 12, 2006 12:00:00
Speaking of manipulative illusion, here are Tom and Katie on Friday night in LA and again today in Beverly Hills with the bump on full display from JJB. So we are well in to March and she still hasn"t popped. Forgive me for saying this…but I told you so. Full Story