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Sit DOWN Eva Longoria!

Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? Maybe a Hot Harry on a Horse sex tape. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Do you like long pants?

Fireworks on the Croisette tonight – real ones and Pitty Porn styles too. It’s one of my favourites about Cannes: the firework display at 10:30pm followed by a rousing chorus of horns from all the surround ships in the harbour. Gives me goosebumps every time. Just like Pitt Porn gives me quivers. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:59 PM

A Mortal Fights the Gods

You have to applaud her effort, non? She is waging a war she can’t win but still she won’t give up. As you know, Angelina Jolie confirmed yesterday that she is indeed expecting two royal arrivals. Needless to say, as is the case with any headline related to the Pitts, it was the biggest news in gossip leaving every other story, including Jennifer Aniston’s romance with John Mayer, in the dust. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 5:16 AM

No Mojo at Blindness

There was a time when Mischa Barton was considered a style girl. She and Nicole Richie had a funky friends together kinda thing going on that used to be pretty cute. Then again, I’m a Mischa apologist. I liked the weird moccasins, she did have a certain “it”. But lately? Longer than lately? Mischa has lost her mojo. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:28 AM

Sponsored Smut: Garnier Giveaway - Don't Be Granny

Take a look at this cartoon. Do you want to be this cartoon??? Yes, we all want to stay young forever. And I will do what it takes to look 30 forever. But I'm also lazy AND chicken. So hell, I'll scrub my face with blue algae that stinks of dog plaque if it means no needles and no doctors. Fortunately for the squeamish though, there are advancements in beauty products that are making it possible. Full Story

Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 3:11 AM

A Glimpse of the Monster

When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much more interesting than the mother. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 9:59 AM

Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding?

Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 4:56 AM

That Girl Again

The tranny may have receded but she’s not gone. The tranny still exists in Jessica’s footwear. Look at those abominations. Everything ugly on her is made so much worse. And her style sense is still for ass. Also doesn’t help that she will always be That Girl. Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson will, more often than not, be the prettiest girl in the room, non-Hollywood. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 7:10 AM

What John Did in the Pool

You think he was easing her in to the experience? John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be??? Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, who’ve supposedly been charged with guarding her privacy. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 6:16 AM

14 Is Older Than 18

Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 7:28 AM

Kissing Ass Everywhere

After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 6:49 AM

Hot Becks, Old Posh

David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, last night would have been his final push. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 10:53 AM

Rossum Who?

For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters begging for an interview, Emmy Rossum tried so hard to make eye contact, imploring us with her insipid doe eyes to make her feel like someone important. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 9:12 AM

ScarJo: The Future (and welltimed) Mrs Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds proposed… Scarlett Johansson accepted! People.com has confirmed the engagement via her publicist and tonight, at the Costume Institute Gala, everyone will be clamouring to see her “rock”. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 12:03 PM

What Else Is There To Do?

Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for Brad Pitt? Shocking. As for the photos themselves… amazing with all the security she has and how vigilant her bodyguards are about not allowing her to be papped that she keeps getting papped every single weekend. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 9:17 AM

A Rare Unplanned Picture

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of choreographed candid photos of her impressive posterior, probably didn’t plan this. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 5:17 AM

Mimi Marrried: True, False, or Ashton?

Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you even know the name of her album? I had to think very long and hard without google about that. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:45 AM

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

People Magazine hast just unveiled its list of 100 Most Beautiful People and…

My Rumey is on it!!!! My Rumey in fact is also a model for Op, featured in a new campaign modelling a very cute bikini. It’s the new Hollywood, see? The curse of Ebola Paris Hilton. When you have money and paparazzi, you can totally make a no one into a star. Yay Rumey!

It’s Wednesday, posting throughout the day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Blake Lively is not twitching for coke in between takes.

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Business Must Be Slow

Joel and Benji Madden own a style shoppe on Melrose called DCMA. The cash register apparently needed a little pick-me-up yesterday because Paris and Benji and Joel and Nicole Richie showed up to take care of a few things and of course the paps were waiting. Thankfully Nicole had her face on. Hair was in place, a face full of perfect makeup, even false eyelashes, a gorgeous dress, and of course… Loubies. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:29 AM

John on Jen’s Golden Skin!

The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 8:34 AM