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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

The ring got her a job

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2012 18:54:24 March 22, 2012 18:54:24
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For two months, Jessica Biel kept her engagement ring locked down, presumably trying, unsuccessfully, to secure an exclusive with a magazine. Then a change in tactic - over the last two weeks though, she’s been waving it around hard, most obviously as she was seated courtside at the Laker game on March 11. Full Story

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Papping Reese every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 21:00:30 March 21, 2012 21:00:30
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She’s already papped enough. But these are the first shots of Reese Witherspoon since Us Weekly broke the news earlier today that she’s expecting with husband Jim Toth. Click here for my full gossip analysis post on her pregnancy from this morning. Be ready now for 7 months of wall to wall Reese baby coverage. Full Story

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Jessica Alba vs GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2012 14:07:57 March 20, 2012 14:07:57
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Oh look. Another celebrity is about to become an author. Because we need MORE books, right? Ask Fran Lebowitz:“There are too many books, the books are terrible, and it’s because you have been taught to have self-esteem.”   God that is such a great quote. And note too - it is NOT a typo. There are too many books and too much self-esteem. Full Story

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A heavy fringe and a huge ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2012 14:27:51 March 12, 2012 14:27:51
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London Entertainment/Splash

Jessica Biel took her thick fringe and her large ring to the Laker game yesterday. You don’t go to a Laker game, courtside, without the expectation of being photographed. If she didn’t want you to see, and talk about it, she would have not worn it. The first photos of the ring were released last week, just in time to make it into all the weeklies on Wednesday. Full Story

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He shaved for her private pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 18:55:39 March 7, 2012 18:55:39
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INF

Sienna Miller covers the new issue of British Vogue. “On privacy and pregnancy”YOU? Sienna? The thing about privacy is that pregnancy is usually exempt. Have you noticed? One after another, celebrities are all like - my personal life is my personal life... BUT I WILL TOTALLY TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU’RE NAUSEOUS about my doula. Full Story

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Naked pregnant Porny is having a girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 15:25:38 March 7, 2012 15:25:38

Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl.Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she blowing her load? And how much money did she lose in the revealing? Or is this an astute downgrade of the greed? After all, she’s already signed to a mega $3 million deal with weight watchers after she gives birth. Full Story

Blake and Ryan across the country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 18:11:30 February 29, 2012 18:11:30
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Bauer-Griffin

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds spent Oscar weekend in Nashville. They stayed at the GOOP recommended Hermitage Hotel. Am told by readers who saw them there that they were casual and “impossibly gorgeous” together. Also rather low key. No pap photos have emerged of the two (so far). And no paps were around when they were in Savannah, Georgia on another minibreak two weeks ago. Full Story

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Much better, thank you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2012 16:20:42 February 28, 2012 16:20:42
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Angelina Jolie followed up the Right Leg situation at the Oscars on Sunday night with a family outing that included Brad Pitt’s mother. The twins were trotted out for the occasion. Oh, and the paps were around. Funny that. Coincidence or conspiracy?As you’d expect, I took a lot of sh-t for sh-t disturbing yesterday in my Jolie Right Leg analysis article. Full Story

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A lot can change in a year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2012 16:30:23 February 24, 2012 16:30:23

Oscars 2011 - Justin Timberlake took Jessica Biel to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. He even agreed to be photographed with her, and smiling too. Shortly after the two broke up. He’d been cheating. With Olivia Munn and others. Often. And finally it became more than she could ignore.  The split lasted 4 months. Full Story

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Oh, it’s your birthday?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 18:21:00 February 22, 2012 18:21:00
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WENN

Even if you’ve forgotten, or if you don’t care to know, Jennifer Love Hewitt will always remind you when it’s her birthday. She was at The Ivy yesterday (people still go there?) with some friends celebrating HER BIRTHDAY when, amazingly, the paps were able to shoot her with a sign in her hand announcing that it was HER BIRTHDAY. Full Story

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“My girlfriend, I don’t know if any of you guys know her...”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 16:51:22 February 22, 2012 16:51:22

Have we been played for nine months?Late Spring last year we were told that Jennifer Aniston’s new boyfriend was called Justin Theroux; she’s been fronting like they didn’t hook up during filming of Wanderlust because he had a girlfriend at the time but whatever... the point is, we watched them through the summer, into the fall in New York, all leading up to now, as Wanderlust opens this weekend, OSCAR WEEKEND. Full Story