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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

December 12, 2011 21:10:24 Posted at December 12, 2011 21:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

Blake & Ryan: pre-Christmas in New York

December 12, 2011 20:30:10 Posted at December 12, 2011 20:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Startraks

Jacek and I spent a wonderful pre-Christmas in New York two years ago. (Hi Scott!) It was his first time. We went to Bubby’s for breakfast. We walked the High Line. We lined up at the Empire State Building. We saw Cate Blanchett at BAM in A Streetcar Named Desire followed by a late, late dinner at Babbo. Full Story

Sexy can be bought and Retro Aniston

December 12, 2011 17:06:13 Posted at December 12, 2011 17:06:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s kinda how PEOPLE Magazine does it every year with the Sexiest Man Alive, negotiating with whoever needs the publicity the most, and now it appears Men’s Health is in on that situation too, naming Jennifer Aniston it’s Sexiest Woman OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME?Really??? Jennifer Aniston is sexy, definitely. Full Story

Heads up casting agents...

December 9, 2011 20:09:49 Posted at December 9, 2011 20:09:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan’s entire Playboy spread has been leaked online. So... Playboy’s million dollar investment is now available for free on the internet five days before newsstands sales. That’s a lesson for anyone making a deal with that piece of sh-t. They were stupid enough to do it and to put a clause in there to withhold half the payment until the issue is officially available for purchase. Full Story

All hail Blake Lively

December 7, 2011 21:56:45 Posted at December 7, 2011 21:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Startraks

The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.How did she DO that?Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. Full Story

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Compromise at Christmas

December 1, 2011 17:29:32 Posted at December 1, 2011 17:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Ashley Greene, whose acting was almost worse than Kellan Lutz’s in Twilight 4, has been dating Broadway Spider-Man Reeve Carney for a few months now. Surprisingly, she hasn’t been able to talk him into any Jonas-style candid pap shots.Perhaps it was a Christmas compromise then last night in New York at the Rockefeller tree lighting ceremony. Full Story

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Unofficial but totally official engagement photos

November 29, 2011 17:51:23 Posted at November 29, 2011 17:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Anne Hathaway is engaged to Adam Shulman. One photographer was able to get clean shots of them and, most importantly, the ring in the park the other day in New York. It was a beautiful autumn day. The dog was with them. They were dressed casually but complimentarily, not too matchy matchy but also not clashy either. Full Story

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The Jolie doesn’t need powder

November 28, 2011 17:57:06 Posted at November 28, 2011 17:57:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eric Charbonneau/Getty

Did you watch the 60 Minutes profile on Angelina Jolie last night? Let’s start with the shallow and superficial first, shall we? Because, obviously, that’s where I live. Her face. It’s ridiculous. As in obscenely beautiful. And it wasn’t even her best. It was barely her best. And she was shiny. Like, if it was anyone else, they would have had the lighting rigged and the makeup artist dabbing her t-zone every five minutes. Full Story

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The Power of Clinging

November 23, 2011 21:08:29 Posted at November 23, 2011 21:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer

Hilarious article was posted on Us Weekly’s website today. Title: Jessica Biel has the power in Justin Timberlake relationshipAccording to a source - obviously deserving of an eyeroll - Jessica has “the power” because she took him back AFTER HE CHEATED ON HER. Full Story

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No, they’re both sticking around

November 15, 2011 20:35:14 Posted at November 15, 2011 20:35:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chung Sung-Jun/Getty

It was a big ass headline around the world yesterday when Brad Pitt said he’d be done with the acting in 3 years. Then Brad went to Korea and clarified his comments. He said his retirement date isn’t exact but that he does enjoy producing and one day it’ll happen although Brangelunatics don’t need to panic yet. Full Story

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The realest romance ever

November 15, 2011 17:16:23 Posted at November 15, 2011 17:16:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Jason Merritt/Getty

Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible. I mean, you can barely tell, right? Compared to them, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are like public porn. Full Story

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