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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Is this what you’re staying for?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:52:05 November 10, 2011 17:52:05
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You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the cover-up of alleged child abuse, then realised he f-cked up, then deleted his tweets, then apologised, then promised he won’t be tweeting anymore until he figures out how to manage his feed. Full Story

Her Life Partner will pose with her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2011 20:12:57 October 27, 2011 20:12:57
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Kate Bosworth looked really good last night at the Burberry party in LA. I wish this Burberry dress could be part of my life. Desperately.  Anyway, Kate brought her new boyfriend, director Michael Polish, to the event. I’m not sure she goes anywhere without him anymore. This must be why she calls him her “life partner”. Full Story

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Will you be reviewing Trespass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2011 20:42:42 October 26, 2011 20:42:42

Trespass is a movie directed by Joel Schumacher starring Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman. It will be released (straight) to DVD next Tuesday November 1. As we know, Cage needs the money. So he kinda has to say yes to whatever’s out there. Nicole Kidman, she’s not poor. This was not a money grab. This was a calculated move that misfired. Full Story

Together every weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 16:02:17 October 24, 2011 16:02:17
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PCN, Bauer-Griffin

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were photographed early Saturday morning leaving his Boston apartment with their dogs. The two were picked up by car service and taken to set where he’s working on RIPD. This just as Page Six Full Story

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Mega Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:45:25 October 24, 2011 14:45:25
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There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here:Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is too dumb to hide it. How else can you explain why she’s tottering around JFK in a tight black shirt barely concealing her own baby AND Beyonce’s goose feather pillow? BumpWatch is the worst with reliability, yes, but then there’s just the obvious. Full Story

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Is that a brown shirt?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 15:26:27 October 21, 2011 15:26:27
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IN TIME premiered in Hollywood last night. Alex Pettyfer wasn’t there...which I’m kinda disappointed about. But why? It’s all JT, isn’t it? Jt is everything. Who gives a sh-t about anyone else? And here he is, in a camel coloured suit and a brown shirt underneath and a blue tie and it’s all supposed to be work because HE IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Full Story

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Weekends with Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 19:46:31 October 18, 2011 19:46:31
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Celia sent me this link yesterday. Of Blake Lively leaving Ryan Reynolds’s apartment in Boston on Sunday after spending the weekend. Click here to see. That’s... three in a row? Goddamn, Leo, you were so used. Blake had a big crush on Ryan when they were shooting Green Lantern in New Orleans. Full Story

As IF Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 18:59:45 October 18, 2011 18:59:45

There’s a new Twilight movie coming out in a month. Just today I received an email from a friend about it (Relax, I’m not outing you, you can read the rest of the article without panicking) and she was wondering if she should go to see it at one of those theatres that will play all 3 preceding movies before the new one. Full Story

Cheating bareback

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2011 14:33:34 October 12, 2011 14:33:34

So here’s the new issue of Us Weekly featuring Ashton Kutcher and 22 year old Sara Leal who doesn’t look like she regrets the way she landed her first magazine cover. Sara goes into full detail about what went down that night in San Diego. More on that in a minute. Full Story

Ok, Blake. You win.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2011 16:04:42 October 7, 2011 16:04:42
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WHERE did this girl get her game??? On Monday it was reported that she was in Boston last weekend having dinner with Ryan Reynolds. By Tuesday it broke that she and Leonardo DiCaprio were over. Wednesday and Thursday she beat him to the headlines with the story that they split because SHE wasn’t ready to get serious, pissing on Leo’s weak subsequent hook-up with a random Australian model. Full Story

Blake > Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2011 15:23:33 October 6, 2011 15:23:33
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Throughout her relationship with Justin Timberlake, before and after breakup, it’s always been easy to believe that Jessica Biel is a super clinger. Because, obviously. She let that sh-t walk all over her. Is still letting that sh-t walk all over her. She leverages that sh-t to advance her own career - with pathetic results - but in doing so she sacrifices her self-esteem: we know her as a desperate girl who cannot see that she’s being dicked. Full Story