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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Blake > Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2011 15:23:33 October 6, 2011 15:23:33
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Throughout her relationship with Justin Timberlake, before and after breakup, it’s always been easy to believe that Jessica Biel is a super clinger. Because, obviously. She let that sh-t walk all over her. Is still letting that sh-t walk all over her. She leverages that sh-t to advance her own career - with pathetic results - but in doing so she sacrifices her self-esteem: we know her as a desperate girl who cannot see that she’s being dicked. Full Story

Reeve Carney's Starter Girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 17:37:11 October 4, 2011 17:37:11
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Reeve Carney is Broadway's Spider-Man. He will also play Jeff Buckley. He's beautiful. He could be something special. And the other day he was photographed on the subway in New York seemingly getting cute and holding hands with... Ashley Greene. Does Reeve know?That Ashley Greene, a third tier Twilight person, could be making him a successor to Joe Jonas? I mean. Full Story

Sunglasses in the rain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2011 12:00:21 September 20, 2011 12:00:21

I don’t think I’ve ever worn sunglasses in the rain. Why would you need to wear sunglasses in the rain? I live in Vancouver. I love Vancouver. Even when it rains. It rains a LOT in Vancouver. It rains all the time, sometimes for months on end, in Vancouver. Some Vancouver people always get pissy when Vancouver is described as a rainy city. Full Story

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It’s not you, it’s me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2011 09:50:44 September 16, 2011 09:50:44

I’m sure I don’t need me to refresh your memory on Brad Pitt’s comments about his “dull” marriage to Jennifer Aniston in Parade Magazine that made every headline yesterday. The word “pathetic” was thrown in there too. Let that be a sign. That Gossip will be Good this season. Full Story

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Jen & Justin see the doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2011 08:38:33 September 1, 2011 08:38:33

There has been a lot of buzz lately about Jennifer Aniston and a baby. It started the day after her relationship with Justin Theroux was confirmed. They’re living together, they’re totally inseparable, and apparently while in Hawaii she was readying her body for pregnancy by going to the spa every day and detoxing. Full Story

Someone is smug again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2011 08:23:32 September 1, 2011 08:23:32

Jessica Biel was photographed by multiple pap agencies yesterday in Toronto with, according to my photo assumption anyway, what looks like a very self-satisfied smile on her face. She’s regained official standing in JT’s life, having endured a brief breakup after an episode with Olivia Munn, and a few others. Full Story

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Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:06:03 August 29, 2011 07:06:03

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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Justin & Jessica: weekend in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:14:04 August 29, 2011 06:14:04

She is still his girlfriend again. And they’ve been inseparable now for about two weeks - around town in New York, pretty low key all things considered, and now back in Toronto as she continues to work on Total Recall. Am told they spent a lot of time on Queen West the two days, and they were papped on Sunday so you will be seeing photos soon enough as confirmation although the images will probably be held back until the magazines close tonight. Full Story

Of course she wore white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 08:58:19 August 22, 2011 08:58:19

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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Dancing backwards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2011 13:59:00 August 17, 2011 13:59:00

According to E! Elisabetta Canalis will be Dancing With The Sh-ts on the new season. Canalis of course is George Clooney’s most recent ex-girlfriend. Stacy Keibler is allegedly his most recent soon to be ex-girlfriend. Keibler was on Dancing With The Sh-ts in one of its early seasons. Full Story

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Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 08:48:01 August 10, 2011 08:48:01

Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip Cop Full Story