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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Sunglasses in the rain

September 20, 2011 12:00:21 Posted at September 20, 2011 12:00:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t think I’ve ever worn sunglasses in the rain. Why would you need to wear sunglasses in the rain? I live in Vancouver. I love Vancouver. Even when it rains. It rains a LOT in Vancouver. It rains all the time, sometimes for months on end, in Vancouver. Some Vancouver people always get pissy when Vancouver is described as a rainy city. Full Story

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It’s not you, it’s me

September 16, 2011 09:50:44 Posted at September 16, 2011 09:50:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure I don’t need me to refresh your memory on Brad Pitt’s comments about his “dull” marriage to Jennifer Aniston in Parade Magazine that made every headline yesterday. The word “pathetic” was thrown in there too. Let that be a sign. That Gossip will be Good this season. Full Story

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Jen & Justin see the doctor

September 1, 2011 08:38:33 Posted at September 1, 2011 08:38:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There has been a lot of buzz lately about Jennifer Aniston and a baby. It started the day after her relationship with Justin Theroux was confirmed. They’re living together, they’re totally inseparable, and apparently while in Hawaii she was readying her body for pregnancy by going to the spa every day and detoxing. Full Story

Someone is smug again

September 1, 2011 08:23:32 Posted at September 1, 2011 08:23:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel was photographed by multiple pap agencies yesterday in Toronto with, according to my photo assumption anyway, what looks like a very self-satisfied smile on her face. She’s regained official standing in JT’s life, having endured a brief breakup after an episode with Olivia Munn, and a few others. Full Story

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Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

August 29, 2011 07:06:03 Posted at August 29, 2011 07:06:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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Justin & Jessica: weekend in Toronto

August 29, 2011 06:14:04 Posted at August 29, 2011 06:14:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is still his girlfriend again. And they’ve been inseparable now for about two weeks - around town in New York, pretty low key all things considered, and now back in Toronto as she continues to work on Total Recall. Am told they spent a lot of time on Queen West the two days, and they were papped on Sunday so you will be seeing photos soon enough as confirmation although the images will probably be held back until the magazines close tonight. Full Story

Of course she wore white

August 22, 2011 08:58:19 Posted at August 22, 2011 08:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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Dancing backwards

August 17, 2011 13:59:00 Posted at August 17, 2011 13:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to E! Elisabetta Canalis will be Dancing With The Sh-ts on the new season. Canalis of course is George Clooney’s most recent ex-girlfriend. Stacy Keibler is allegedly his most recent soon to be ex-girlfriend. Keibler was on Dancing With The Sh-ts in one of its early seasons. Full Story

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Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN...

August 10, 2011 08:48:01 Posted at August 10, 2011 08:48:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip Cop Full Story

Kate & Alex: it’s done

July 27, 2011 08:44:55 Posted at July 27, 2011 08:44:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On his part, anyway. For her... well... she doesn’t let go easily. Here’s another thing all gossips agree on, and what we discussed one night during dinner: this bitch is crazy. So Us Weekly is reporting that after two years, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard are done. Full Story

Shelfy rides Spittle

June 6, 2011 12:28:44 Posted at June 6, 2011 12:28:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His bike. Did she know that Justin Timberlake would be at the MTV Movie Awards presenting with Mila Kunis and spending the weekend promoting Bad Teacher with his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz? Oh, I’m sure she had some idea. So... What did Shelfy get up to? Jessica Biel was photographed out for a ride on the back of Gerard Butler’s bike. Full Story

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