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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Shelfy loses another one

March 28, 2011 07:41:53 Posted at March 28, 2011 07:41:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago I hinted that Jessica Biel was being considered for Lois Lane in the new Superman. It all started when she somehow made the shortlist for a part in The Dark Knight Rises. As we all know, the role eventually went to Anne Hathaway. Multiple sources confirm to me however that they liked Biel enough to keep her in mind for something else… And she did indeed have a good shot at it. Full Story

Filler Palate Cleanser breakup or not

March 24, 2011 09:45:00 Posted at March 24, 2011 09:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Bilson is what you call filler content on a blog between articles. Like, you’re in that dead zone between morning and afternoon when the photo agencies are loading up new content and you don’t want to go front heavy, particularly today as I’m trying to pace out my posts for when I fly in a few hours and oh look, there’s a Rachel Bilson story… I’d never lead with Rachel Bilson because, obviously. Full Story

The real Demi covers up

March 21, 2011 12:45:30 Posted at March 21, 2011 12:45:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore met up with a friend for lunch the other day in Brentwood. She was casually dressed, she was not made up, she didn’t seem to be aware that she was being photographed. Upon exiting, she covered up her face. Demi does not like having her face shot when it’s not “ready”. Full Story

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Let me just make a quick call

March 18, 2011 07:34:35 Posted at March 18, 2011 07:34:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday it was reported that Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas had broken up. Conveniently, just a few hours after the news went wide, Greene was papped in New York, in green for the occasion, with her dad, and oh look, shocking, she’s also with Jared Followill, to whom she’s been linked before, and apparently they’re making out again now that she’s done holding hands with a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

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Vagina Virgin + Twilight C-List: it’s over

March 17, 2011 07:32:16 Posted at March 17, 2011 07:32:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After all, it’s Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. Full Story

On borrowing

February 7, 2011 06:32:29 Posted at February 7, 2011 06:32:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft felony (It’s Monday morning 3am PT as I’m writing this, updates to follow if the situation changes) related to a $2,500 necklace that was allegedly stolen. Full Story

The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet

February 4, 2011 10:19:27 Posted at February 4, 2011 10:19:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone else to be close to her, including a longtime girlfriend… The implication then was that Millepied is a golddigger, determined to get ahead. Full Story

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Tom, you need to cut this bitch loose

January 25, 2011 11:15:18 Posted at January 25, 2011 11:15:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost from the moment she left rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been leaking that she's been staying sober by f-cking Tom Hardy. There were reports that he was her sober coach. Then he denied that. So she's probably been all over his ass trying to angle for a set of "candids" of them getting coffee or going bowling. Full Story

Paps on payroll

January 21, 2011 12:13:06 Posted at January 21, 2011 12:13:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why can’t this girl keep her sh-t tight? They all use the paps – though she does it most egregiously – but most of them are able to lock down the leaks. Lindsay Lohan can’t keep her f-ckery a secret. EVER. Maybe it’s time to admit she sucks at being a celebrity. Here’s the lastest… Remember the time she was late for curfew at Betty Ford and allegedly beat down the staffer who confronted her? The staffer originally wanted to nail Lilo’s ass for assault, then, for some reason, changed her entire story and refused to cooperate with authorities investigating the incident. Full Story

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Lilo + Oscar

January 20, 2011 08:54:55 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:54:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, for the sake of the achievement itself, without actually stopping to consider what it would take to make that a reality. Full Story