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Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

They should be best friends

October 18, 2010 10:15:38 Posted at October 18, 2010 10:15:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller alienated a lot of Hollywood Wives during her Balthazar Getty episode, became very unpopular among a certain influential crowd. Same goes for Kate Bosworth when she was disinvited from the Stella McCartney girls club coincidentally after that story about her and Chris Martin. And they were both at the opening of Esquire House LA on Friday night which got me to thinking – they really should hang out more, I mean it’s like they’re were made to be friends. Full Story

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They eat Japanese

October 14, 2010 11:39:38 Posted at October 14, 2010 11:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

There’s no release

October 8, 2010 12:30:58 Posted at October 8, 2010 12:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Like she would actually let go. Some tabloid printed some story about Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth breaking up recently, probably because they haven’t been photographed together in a couple of months. Lo! New photos! A few sets actually, just to make sure they don’t get missed. Full Story

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What heatwave???

September 29, 2010 09:13:33 Posted at September 29, 2010 09:13:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You heard about the record temperatures in LA right? It hasn’t been exactly cool in surrounding neighbours either. So ... what did Kellan Lutz decide to do? Oh no, it was too hot to take a book up in a tree and start reading as the paps came along for the ride, of course not. Full Story

Are you giving or are you taking?

September 27, 2010 13:57:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 13:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those less fortunate to enhance her own public image, especially when, right now, she’s the kind of f-ck up who has nothing to offer. Full Story

Pipsqueak is everywhere

September 27, 2010 08:54:00 Posted at September 27, 2010 08:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All up in your face this weekend promoting The Social Network. Then again, it’s easy to promote The Social Network. Everybody already loves The Social Network. The real test is promoting the sh-ts. Like The Open Road. What? You don’t know The Open Road? Justin Timberlake starred in The Open Road. Full Story

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Where’s your book?

September 2, 2010 12:15:46 Posted at September 2, 2010 12:15:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two days ago, Us Weekly posted an inane article on its site called “Kellan Lutz: I don’t want to be a piece of meat my entire career”. Here’s Kellan outside of his house yesterday papped while getting something out of his car, conveniently with his shirt off. Full Story

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Are you Atari?

August 20, 2010 12:42:00 Posted at August 20, 2010 12:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

The Whitewash is the “most read”

August 3, 2010 14:02:00 Posted at August 3, 2010 14:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you go to People.com, at press time the “most read” article is about the Italian Queen and her revelations to Italian Vanity Fair about life with George Clooney. Bristol Palin dumping Levi Johnston will probably overtake Elisabetta but the point is, the MiniVan is reading The WhiteWash. Full Story

Later Coop and Shelfy comes running...

July 26, 2010 12:34:33 Posted at July 26, 2010 12:34:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or biking. She responds to the whistle. Jessica Biel was sighted on a happy bike ride in New York with Justin Timberlake, neither seeming to be displeased with being photographed, and from the front too, those clever paps able to settle themselves into good position. This of course after Justin was photographed surrounded by beauty last week on the set of Friends With Benefits. Full Story

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One note Blake

July 26, 2010 11:59:38 Posted at July 26, 2010 11:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come from far and wide, and if they wanted to see cleave, they could have stayed at home with their laptops and jerked off. Full Story

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