Famewhores Articles

Famewhores, attention-seekers, opportunists, and spotlight chasers. Not all of them in poor taste. Cases in point: BB8 and Prince George.

Alex visits Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 08:10:47 November 10, 2010 08:10:47

A few people asked on the liveblog yesterday for an update on Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth. You sounded hopeful. I’m sorry to have to sh-t on that. Here’s Alex visiting Kate on the set of BFF & Baby yesterday. She was also spotted at craft, pretending to eat. Remember when I overheard some douche talking about putting together a movie for Kate and Rachel Bilson during TIFF? Click here Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Jesse’s face when JT’s talking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2010 09:23:51 October 26, 2010 09:23:51

It’s our favourite game, making assumptions based only on a photo. Last night the cast of The Social Network was named Best Ensemble at the Hollywood Awards. Look at them onstage. Why is Andrew Garfield way down to the side while Pippy is up front with Jesse Eisenberg eating up all the glory? Seems like Jesse wants to tell JT to Sit DOWN too. Full Story

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They should be best friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2010 10:15:38 October 18, 2010 10:15:38

Sienna Miller alienated a lot of Hollywood Wives during her Balthazar Getty episode, became very unpopular among a certain influential crowd. Same goes for Kate Bosworth when she was disinvited from the Stella McCartney girls club coincidentally after that story about her and Chris Martin. And they were both at the opening of Esquire House LA on Friday night which got me to thinking – they really should hang out more, I mean it’s like they’re were made to be friends. Full Story

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They eat Japanese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 11:39:38 October 14, 2010 11:39:38

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

There’s no release

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 12:30:58 October 8, 2010 12:30:58

Please. Like she would actually let go. Some tabloid printed some story about Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth breaking up recently, probably because they haven’t been photographed together in a couple of months. Lo! New photos! A few sets actually, just to make sure they don’t get missed. Full Story

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What heatwave???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 09:13:33 September 29, 2010 09:13:33

You heard about the record temperatures in LA right? It hasn’t been exactly cool in surrounding neighbours either. So ... what did Kellan Lutz decide to do? Oh no, it was too hot to take a book up in a tree and start reading as the paps came along for the ride, of course not. Full Story

Are you giving or are you taking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 13:57:00 September 27, 2010 13:57:00

It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those less fortunate to enhance her own public image, especially when, right now, she’s the kind of f-ck up who has nothing to offer. Full Story

Pipsqueak is everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 08:54:00 September 27, 2010 08:54:00

All up in your face this weekend promoting The Social Network. Then again, it’s easy to promote The Social Network. Everybody already loves The Social Network. The real test is promoting the sh-ts. Like The Open Road. What? You don’t know The Open Road? Justin Timberlake starred in The Open Road. Full Story

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Where’s your book?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 12:15:46 September 2, 2010 12:15:46

Two days ago, Us Weekly posted an inane article on its site called “Kellan Lutz: I don’t want to be a piece of meat my entire career”. Here’s Kellan outside of his house yesterday papped while getting something out of his car, conveniently with his shirt off. Full Story

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Are you Atari?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2010 12:42:00 August 20, 2010 12:42:00

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

The Whitewash is the “most read”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 14:02:00 August 3, 2010 14:02:00

If you go to People.com, at press time the “most read” article is about the Italian Queen and her revelations to Italian Vanity Fair about life with George Clooney. Bristol Palin dumping Levi Johnston will probably overtake Elisabetta but the point is, the MiniVan is reading The WhiteWash. Full Story